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July 02, 2015
Racist, Confederate-Flag Sporting Ex-CNN Reporter's Racist, Anti-Government White Hispanic Husband Kills Innocent Home Invader in Hotel Room With Racist Gun With One of Those Parts That Goes Up
Well, I assume they're racist anti-government neo-confederates who just want to kill minorities. The media has assured me that's the only reason a White, or White Hispanic, would want to own a gun.
So when will a politically-pandering DA be filing murder charges?
A road trip down old Route 66 led to a Wild West-style motel shootout for a pioneering CNN anchor and her former-soldier hubby.
Lynne Russell -- the first woman to ever solo-anchor a primetime network news show --and Chuck de Caro, 65, had stopped at a Motel 6 for the night in Albuquerque when an intruder slipped into their room as Russell went to grab something from the car around 11:30 p.m. Tuesday.
"I opened the door and he materialized out of nowhere; he was inside," she told The Post. "And he pushed me into the room and onto the bed and closed the door."
De Caro, who was in the shower, emerged completely naked and tried talking to the gunman, who was demanding the couple fork over their money and valuables.
Naked, but he quickly clothed himself with a rakish .35 caliber gun,* which is really all the fashion a man needs.
Caro shot the shit out of him, and then had to be watched by police, he says, to keep him from "kicking the shit" out of the wounded, bleeding-out man.
So racist. I can't even.
By the way, even though this is obviously a dramatic, media-friendly story not only involving a celebrity but one of the media's own-- they're not covering it. Fox and the NYPost cover it, but the liberal media won't.
Because their official policy is that Guns Are Bad, and, as Buzzfeed Ben would say, there is only one side to that story.
* Hey yeah I know that's a weird caliber, but that's what the article claims.
I don't know.