Maryland Democrat Becomes Enraged in Presence of Ex-Husband's Fiance; Exposes Breasts, Jiggles Each In a Hand

Meh.

Whatever. I'll watch the video, but I promise, I will not greatly enjoy it.

Del. Ariana Kelly was dropping off her children at their father's home in Bethesda, Md. when she became enraged that her ex-husband’s fiancee was present. Despite being asked to leave, Kelly continued to ring the doorbell and bang on the door.

Her husband, Barak Sanford, captured video of the incident, which according to court documents revealed that Kelly exposed her breasts to the camera "with one breast in each hand [shaking] them up and down."

After being told by police that she could be arrested for indecent exposure, Kelly said, "Arrest me then" and extended her hands towards the officers to be arrested.

She's "aggressively" fighting the charges, which I take to mean she has taken her breasts out and is blotting the complaint with her nipples.

Okay, so I didn't post the picture, because I wanted you all to let your imagination fly and imagine this all to be much hotter than it is, but reality, of course, is far more mundane.

Ariana Kelly is on the right.

Or the left.

I'm not sure it really matters. None of these four hooters is particularly delectable.

(The guy is Sen. Ben Cardin.)

Well.

I know. Quite a disappointment. Free Beacon even tried to present a "hot" picture of her, but even there, you were like: Nah, bro.

It's not an abortion argument. At least it's not that.

Well... He does have a type.

posted by Ace at 06:20 PM

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