The #VoxTake Game

Here's a game you can play.

I was talking with a friend about Vox, and its painfully stupid "Actually the American Revolution was a bad idea and here's why" story.

I said their whole business plan was aggressive stupidity. The more provocatively dumb they are, the more hits they get.

Then we start parodying #VoxTakes, which consist, usually, of the following formula:

Actually + [prattish, assholish contradiction of a thing that is obviously true] + and here's why

He said

Actually burning my dick off with a soldering iron was the best thing that could have happened to my genitals

and I said

Actually AIDS is awesome and here's why

Obviously you don't need the actually/and here's why part. All you really need to do is be an attention-seeking prat and say really stupid shit.

So you can try that if you want.

Oh, and here's Sulu's stupid non-apology fake apology.

posted by Ace at 06:51 PM

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