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July 29, 2015
Obama: Shit Yeah, I Could Totally Win a Third Term, If I Felt Like It
He probably could, actually.
"I actually think I’m pretty good president," he said today in a speech before the African Union in Ethiopia. "I think if I ran, I could win. But I can't."
Even though he's confident in his re-election abilities, Obama said he's more interested in life after the presidency.
"I'll be honest with you, I'm looking forward to life after being president. I won't have such a big security detail all the time," he said. "It means I can go take a walk, I can spend time with my family, I can find other ways to serve, I can visit Africa more often."
And watch Sports Center, and enjoy fine dining with Interesting Italians, and get shined on by Sir Elton John, and watch Premium Cable Dramas, and all the things we know he actually prefers doing.