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April 20, 2006

Salvadoran Woman Smuggles Live Grenade Into Prison, In Her Vagina

So f'n' hot:

A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.

Hmmmm... a vagina, a live grenade, and weed? Feller could have himsef a pretty good time in Vegas with those things.

Or anywhere, actually. Doesn't have to be Vegas.

The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide.

Is this a vagina we're talking about? That's pretty intimidating.

Did this story get mis-translated? Is the Spanish word for "vagina" similar to the word for "duffle-bag"?

Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado...

Although they were suspicious of her nickname: "Monster Box" Alvarado.

Thanks again to Allah.



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