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April 07, 2006

The Back Of The Britney Spears "Moment Of Birth" Statue

Yeah, you've seen the "tasteful" front side of it.

If you want, you can see the not-quite-as-tasteful back of it. Not entirely safe for work, but then, it's just a beautiful sculpture of Britney Spears on all fours as her baby begins "crowning."

It puts me in the mind of H.R. Geiger, actually.

In related news, corporate toady Burke was quoted as saying, "Would you listen to yourselves? Do you realize how paranoid you sound? I did not lock Ripley and Newt in the Medbay with the "Moment of Birth" Britney Spears sculpture. It's sad, really." He then applied more fake sweat to his upper lip to appear less convincing.

Thanks to Dogblog, who links this video (old, I'm sure) of a cute little pooch who lost her front legs. So she simply began walking -- completely upright -- on her hind legs.

Both freaky and adorable, like Laurie Petty used to be.

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