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April 08, 2006

Prison Official Punished For Showing "Brokeback Mountain" To Prisoners

The film, for reasons I cannot fathom, was deemed "inappropriate" for a population of caged sodomaniacal felons.

The prison is also investigating the propriety of displaying certain other films, such as Howard Hawks' 1935 classic, How To Make A Shiv And Gut The Guard That Always Hassels You In The Yard, Ron Howard's 1991 box-office bomb Smuggling Cigarettes And Methamphetamines In Your Girlfriend's Ass, and the Drew Barrymore/Adam Sandler romantic comedy Tossed Salads.

They expressed "no problems," however, with the cop-buddy film Rimjob, starring Martin Lawrence and Nick Cage.*

* Blame LauraW for that. She's just filthy.


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