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April 05, 2006
Astronomers Find Alcohol Cloud In Space, 463 Billion KM Long
Ted Kennedy's office stated the Senator had "no comment" on the discovery.
In unrelated news, a female slug-creature known to be a "party girl" on her homeworld of Alpha Centuri was found dead after an orbital shuttle piloted by an unknown person crashed into the Scarlet Ocean on Sirius IV.
The Green Lantern Corps is still seeking the orbiter's pilot for questioning.
Thanks Wkmen for the tip and the joke.