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Powerful Aphrodisiac -- That Works! -- May Be On Market In Three YearsI can't imagine any problems whatsoever flowing from this: So colourful and exotic is the list of substances that have been claimed to heighten sexual appetite that it is hard not to feel a twinge of disappointment on first beholding the latest entry - a small, white plastic nasal inhaler containing an odourless, colourless synthetic chemical called PT-141. Plain as it is, however, there is one thing that distinguishes PT-141 from the 4,000 years' worth of recorded medicinal aphrodisiacs that precede it: this one actually works. And it could reach the market in as little as three years. The full range of possible risks and side effects has yet to be determined, but already this much is known: a dose of PT-141 results, in most cases, in a stirring in the loins in as little as 15 minutes. Women, according to one set of results, feel 'genital warmth, tingling and throbbing', not to mention 'a strong desire to have sex'. The article warns we may be on the verge of a new age of emotionally-empty and debased sexual behaviors, where sex becomes quick and cheap like fast food, era of loveless, debasing pleasure-seeking similar to the anonymous, dehumanized trysts depicted in Logan's Run. But, as with any new and untested drug, there could be negative side effects as well. Thanks to Craig. Bonus Filth: Sex is good for you. No, seriously. Like eat-your-vegetables good: [S]cientists are now beginning to understand that the perceived feel-good effects of sexual intercourse are merely the tip of the iceberg. Sex, they are discovering, can offer protection from depression, colds, heart disease and even cancer. Ummm... isn't that kind of obvious? Has semen ever not been associated with a mood, whether bliss, shame, or (in my case) disgust? Doctors speculate that this is because semen contains several other mood-altering hormones β including testosterone, oestrogen, prolactin and several different prostaglandins β which can pass into the woman's bloodstream. You know there have been jokes along these lines forever. Now it's actually proven to be true. I love science. This explanation, says Dr David Hicks, sexology specialist and consultant in GU medicine at the Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield, "is certainly feasible". Of course it's a guy coming to these findings. Condom-free sex has its drawbacks, of course: contracting a sexually transmitted disease or becoming pregnant unintentionally. In related news, I've had a mild case of the sniffles for -- what is it now, the end of April? -- the past thirty-three years. Thanks to Allah. | Recent Comments
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