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April 20, 2006
Madeleine Albright Can Leg-Press 400 Pounds
This is the sort of thing you read that you didn't actually know but then you think about it and say, "Actually, if someone had asked me to guestimate what this walking midget she-tank could leg-press, I would have ballparked it at around 400 pounds, if not more."
Wouldn't she need to leg-press 300 pounds just to get up from the sofa?
In further stuff-you-knew-but-didn't-know-you-knew news, scientists believe they can construct super-strong nanotubes by dublicating the carbon-structure of Janet Reno's nipple-hairs.