"Doo Drops:" Fake Diarrhea In A Bottle

It's not for party tricks.

Apparently it's sold to undercover-type operators who may have need on occasion to fake a bout of diarrhea in order to get away from someplace, or get out of doing something expected of them. And for some reason it's now being made generally available to the public.

I guess it could help you get out of work early, but soiling yourself in your office (even with fake diarrhea) seems a little extreme, even if you really, really want to catch the first-Friday-matinee-screening of Snakes on a Plane.

The pitch:

Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. It's just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments. It comes in a handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid, realistic applications. All-natural. SMELLS LIKE CRAP.

"SMELLS LIKE CRAP." There are very few products that advertise that. The only thing that comes close is Clamato, the clam juice/tomato drink, which tried claiming it had "all the rich, zesty flavor of liquified puma waste," believing that might be more palatable to the public than its actual taste.

Thanks to JohnS.

posted by Ace at 02:48 PM

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