5,000,000th Unique Visitor Moron

...coming up within an hour or so. Maybe around 6:45 Eastern time.

I skipped noting the 4 millionth unique hit, but I guess 5 is a cooler number, because it's five. Four is a boring number, stuck between interesting numbers three and five. No one ever says "I'll count to four before I blow your head off."

Thanks for continuing to visit here for your moron news, even though the blog hasn't been great lately. Eh, what do you care. You morons come here to talk to each other and to watch Michael make an ass of himself hitting on anything that types.

But thanks for coming. I do appreciate it.

What does the 5,000,000th visitor win? Well, if I can figure out who it is, I'll send you something dorky. Like a D&D Miniatures goblin. Maybe a couple of 8-sided dice. Something stupid like that. To cherish.

Thanks to Alessandra for the headline suggestion.

posted by Ace at 04:33 PM

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