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April 21, 2006

Another Oldie: "Skater Fag" Takes On Four Guys

Don't call Mike Vallely a "skater fag," I think would be the lesson here.

It's not that he actually kicks the crap out of them; the fight ends before it can get to that point. But... he does take on four guys at once.

I would think a four-on-one situation would be a pretty tough go, but I guess Bruce Lee movies aren't lying to me -- if you're pretty tough and they're pretty wussy, you can take on a whole bunch of ninjas.

Oddly enough, the rule of "fighting the hero one at a time," which I always thought was pretty silly in movies, is more or less followed here. It's not so much that they wait to attack him; it's just that he pushes one guy, then punches another guy in the face, etc. My favorite part is when he blindly punches one guy while completely looking in the direction of his next possible opponent.

Thanks to steve_in_hb.

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posted by Ace at 12:47 PM

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