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April 20, 2006

Stalkin' Malkin Might Not Be A Good Idea

She has an attack dog.

The most amazingly lethal attack dog known to man.

We're All A-Scared Of Minorites Update: Hectoring halfwit Seattle Slough informs us...

Funny. The guy who needs a 9mm under his pillow when he goes to sleep is calling me a coward.

you guys are scared of everything.

Scared of muslims
Scared of gays
Scared of blacks
Scared of latinos
Scared of science
Scared of atheists

Is there anything you pussies aren't scared of?

Well... you, actually.

You forgot "Scared of Orientals." * They know kung fu, and can also use their mathematical expertise to calculate the precise vector their hand needs to strike your throat so that your Adam's apple breaks off and chokes you to death.

I think it's interesting that Seattle Slough is basically bragging he's brave enough to mingle with blacks, Hispanics, Muslims and gays.

Are you saying that an element of physical courage is required for such encounters, Seattle? Why would that be?

LauraW answered him using the expression "you're out of your reckoning," which I'd never heard before. I love that. What's the exact derivation? Does it just mean "lost at sea, off of your map"?

Is this a real expression or something cool LauraW just came up with?

* Yeah, I know, an "Oriental" is a rug, not a person, some are saying.

But that's how I think of Asians. As rugs.

As crafty, fiendishly cunning throw-carpets.


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