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April 10, 2006
Islamist Offense Meter: Orange
Great idea. The Offense Meter rises to Orange as Islamists continue to get the Danes to apologize for not being Muslims.
The only problem is that it actually contains degrees of offense. There really are no distinctions between their perptual feelings of outrage.
A proper Islamist offense meter should include nothing but high offense, like "Ranting," "Frothing," "Crazed," "Murderously Insane," "Just Set Fire To A Goat That Looked Slightly Jewish," etc.
Thanks to JohnS.