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April 19, 2006
Ironically Self-Delusional Quote Of The Year
"I have a request. While I may engage in public discourse, my wife and my family are private people... they do not wish to be under the glare of the cameras."
Guess who said it?
A) Michael Jackson, about himself and his children Prince Michael Jackson and "Blanket"
B) Paris Hilton, about herself and her parents
C) Tom Cruise, about himself, his pubescent wife, and his new daughter/placental pate provider "Suri"
D) Joe Wilson, about his camera-hoggin', grand-standin', truth-twistin', money-shottin' self and his Double-O Soccer Mom superspy wife
Answer: the one who actually has absolutely no human shame whatsoever.
Thanks to Allah.