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April 19, 2006
Moby: I Hate Taxes
The goofy technopussy finally has discovered a tax he doesn't like: the "war tax."
The anti-war GO star doesn't believe the [Iraq war] is legal, and tells MTV the war is costing Americans $2,379 (GBP1,359) each. He fumes, "A lot of times, when you think of government policies, it seems very abstract and sort of arbitrary, until all of a sudden it's tax time, and you realise that your tax dollars are actually funding what the government does."
This just occurred to him. Before tax time, he imagined the government was being funded by love.
"Apart from that it's the biggest foreign policy disaster in the United States and that thousands of American soldiers are being killed and maimed, the fact that it's coming out of everyone's pocket really just adds insult to injury." Moby suggests that Americans should let the government how they feel by writing 'Not For Iraq' when they pay their taxes.
That ought to do it.
Moby is busy in the studio working on his newest single, a 12" disco remix of last year's largely-ignored dance track, Splitting Atoms... With My Mind.
Last time we bothered to listen to Moby he was declaring that he would do "everything in his power" to make his children gay. Seriously; I'm not making that up.