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April 07, 2006

Damn NASCAR Rednecks

Couldn't you at least have the courtesy to say something rude? Or maybe sneer or scowl a bit? Flip the bird, fer crissakes?

But noooooo, suddenly when the secret hidden cameras are on, you're all paragons of civic tolerance, you sanctimonious bastards.

JUSTIN, Texas -- On Friday morning, Jimmie Johnson had no idea about the swirling controversy concerning Dateline NBC's trip to Martinsville Speedway last weekend to gauge NASCAR fans' tolerance to Arab-Americans. When he found out the network had followed two fans that appeared to be Arab-Americans throughout the weekend -- and that no incidents took place -- he was proud of his sport and its fans.

What did they think would happen? Why did they choose a NASCAR event?

After the confusion wore off from not getting any film of brown people being accosted by the trog hordes, I bet the Dateline guys were mighty peeved.

Because Arab rental is not cheap, my friends.

Anyway, read the whole thing.
NASCAR was not amused.

UPDATE: Christopher Taylor and JannyMae bring the funny:


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