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Improved nutrition in China causing women's breasts to balloon up to D-cups.

Well, not all of them, of course. But a lot of them:

Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup-sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records.

"It's so different from the past when most young women would wear A- or B-cup bras," Triumph brand saleswoman Zhang Jing told the Shanghai Daily from the Landmark Plaza of China's commercial hub.

"You...never expect those thin women to have such nice figures if they are not plastic."

The report, seen on the daily's Web site Tuesday, said that the Hong Kong-based lingerie firm Embry Group no longer produces A-cups for larger chest circumferences and has increased production of C-, D- and E-cup bras to meet pressing demand.

It's over. They truly have overtaken us as the world's greatest superpower.

Thanks to Joe, who writes, "I, for one, am haunted by the vision of a future where we will face the jiggling Chinese hordes!"

You and me both, Joe. You and me both.

Update: Japanese Girls Too! Hmmm... good at math, gots the mad kung fu skillz, gots the big racks. We truly live in an age of miracles and wonders.

According to this research, in 1980, 58.6 percent of bra they sold were A-cup ones, and they did not have to produce bra over E-cup. However, in 1992, the ratio of A-cup girls become 25.9 percent of all, and in 2004, it finally became around 10 percent of all girls. On the other hand, the demand for larger bra increased, and now 12.7 percent of girls are using bra over E-cup. Amazingly, In other words, 12.7 percent of Japanese girls are kyonyu (the owner of big boobs).

Western readers should bear in mind that Japanese cup sizes run differently; a Japanese E is roughly the same as an American D. But the trend is impressive nonetheless. So what's causing it? Santos26 offers a hypothesis: "Maybe it is thanks to junk foods which include a lot of fat."

You know, before this, I considered anti-globalization McDonalds' vandals to be a nuisance. Now I consider them the greatest threat to human progress the world has ever known.

Thanks to Charlie Fox for that.

Secret Dirty Top Ten: Top Ten Alternative Headlines For This Entry OR Titles From My "Special" DVD Collection

Yeah, mostly from my coveted Excaliber Collectors' Series. Excaliber Video -- the Criterion of Porn (TM).

10. Massive Mandarin Mommysacs

9. Yellow Fever

8. Me So Busty

7. Shanghai Sweatermelon Sextravaganza

6. Me Chinese, Me Play Joke, Me Put D-Cup In Your Coke

5. Crouching Tiger, Heaving Bosom

4. Bountiful Bursting Bazongas of Beijing

3. Fiendishly Cunning Chinese Knocker-Queens

2. Hunan Hooterama

... and the Number One Alternative Headlines For This Entry OR Titles From My "Special" DVD Collection...

1. Beaches

What can I say? It just makes me cry every single time I watch it.

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