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April 20, 2006

Enough Anger; How About Some Boobies?

76-year-old poses as doctor, offering free breast exams" to women.

He went door-to-door offering his services.

Some women took him up on his free breast exam offer.


Which is further evidence for my theory:

All women, no matter how bright, are basically dumb.

You know you are. You date people like me. And people like every male reader of this site.

How f'n' dumb is that?

Thanks to the Skinner Sphere. Also thanks to Jack Straw.

Via Boortz, who says this guy is a dead-ringer for Ted Kennedy. Which, ummmm, he's not. Looks nothing like the guy.

Lending evidence to my other theory:

All men, no matter how bright, are basically pretty frickin' dumb too.


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