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April 21, 2006

Another Misleading MSM Headline: "Shocking Allegations Made Against Charlie Sheen In Divorce Papers"

And they say bloggers are sloppy.

1: If these allegations involve sex and Charlie Sheen (as they do), they are not "shocking." They are "expected."

2: If these allegations involve sex and Charlie Sheen (as they do), they are not "allegations." They are "facts."

The only thing that surprises me is the gay porn stuff.

Richards says in her declaration that during their reconciliation last September, she discovered Sheen was visiting websites with "very young girls, who looked underage to me, with pigtails, braces, no pubic hair, performing oral sex with each other."

Richards also claims in her 17-page declaration that Sheen accessed other websites "…involving gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults."

The declaration, filled with lurid allegations, was filed by her new lawyer, Neal Hersh. Richards also claims Sheen has problems with gambling and prostitution.

Richards says that Sheen told her that he has a madam.

Richards, who sought a restraining order, claims that Sheen told her after she allegedly discovered the websites, "I hope you f-king die, bitch."

Married to Denise Richards. Still dicking around with porn, prostitutes, and gambling.

Okay, I guess that is sort of shocking.

How sexually jaded do you have to be to have Denise Richards in your bed and think to yourself, "Ehhhh, that's nice and all, but I've really got to look at something sexy on the Internet"?


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