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April 21, 2006

Mike Vallely: Arch-Conservative?

If Dick Cheney should ever be unable to continue as Vice President, it's good to know we have another certified ass-kicker ready to take his place at a moment's notice.

His statement of "What I Believe" sounds mostly pretty conservative. Except that crap about "violence only begets more violence" and the "only battlefield where we can have a true victory is in the human heart."

Obviously, he wasn't looking for a victory in the hearts of the punks who called him "skater fag;" seemed he was looking for victory in, on, and around their skulls.

So we know that's a bunch of bullshit. Which is good, because, you know, Dick Cheney never says "Let's kick their ass and take their gas," either. It's always some nonsense about "exporting democracy" and that kind of pussy-shit.

Thanks to Andy the Squirrel.

posted by Ace at 03:17 PM

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Obviously, he wasn't looking for a victory in the hearts of the punks who called him "skater fag;" seemed he was looking for victory in, on, and around their skulls. So we know that's a bunch of bullshit. Which is good, because, you know, Dick Cheney never says "Let's kick their ass and take their gas," either. It's always some nonsense about "exporting democracy" and that kind of pussy-shit. 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