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April 02, 2006

Unlicensed "Doctors" Arrested For Performing Illegal, Unnecessary, Voluntary Castrations

From Feisty, natch:

Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday.

...

"This right here beats anything I have ever seen," Sheriff Tom Alexander told the Asheville Citizen-Times, which reported that victims may have come from as far away as South America.

More at her link.

In related news, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid's name has surfaced in connection with the ongoing investigation. Sources say he visited the "dungeon" to have his testicles removed and replaced by adorable, milk-lapping kittens.






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