Ace of Spades HQ

« Of Deities & Demigods | Main | NYT Hypocrisy: They'll Publish Photos That Offend Hasidic Jews, But Not Muslims »

April 02, 2006

Unlicensed "Doctors" Arrested For Performing Illegal, Unnecessary, Voluntary Castrations

Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday.
...

"This right here beats anything I have ever seen," Sheriff Tom Alexander told the Asheville Citizen-Times, which reported that victims may have come from as far away as South America.

More at her link.

In related news, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid's name has surfaced in connection with the ongoing investigation. Sources say he visited the "dungeon" to have his testicles removed and replaced by adorable, milk-lapping kittens.

Voluntary Castrations&bodytext=From Feisty, natch: Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday. ... "This right here beats anything I have ever seen," Sheriff Tom...&topic=world_news"> digg this

posted by Ace at 02:41 PM

| Access Comments

Sponsored Content
Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries Liz Cheney, Who Lost Her Primary for Reelection by 36 Points, Says She Might Run Third Party to Stop Trump and the Republican Party Wednesday Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 12/6/23 Daily Tech News 6 December 2023 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/5/23) Winter Wonderland Cafe Quick Hits The Criminal Christopher Wray Asks Congress to Renew the 702 Spying Authority the FBI Abused During Russiagate, But Refuses to Answer Any Questions About FBI Corruption Nikki Haley's PAC Takes a Big Contribution from Leftwing Democrat Millionare Reed Hoffmann Absent Friends westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups	« Of Deities & Demigods \| Main \| NYT Hypocrisy: They'll Publish Photos That Offend Hasidic Jews, But Not Muslims » April 02, 2006 Unlicensed "Doctors" Arrested For Performing Illegal, Unnecessary, Voluntary Castrations From Feisty, natch: Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday. ... "This right here beats anything I have ever seen," Sheriff Tom Alexander told the Asheville Citizen-Times, which reported that victims may have come from as far away as South America. More at her link. In related news, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid's name has surfaced in connection with the ongoing investigation. Sources say he visited the "dungeon" to have his testicles removed and replaced by adorable, milk-lapping kittens. Voluntary Castrations&bodytext=From Feisty, natch: Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday. ... "This right here beats anything I have ever seen," Sheriff Tom...&topic=world_news"> posted by Ace at 02:41 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Biff Pocoroba : "This busty brunette who is barely covered by an op ..." nurse ratched : "Apparently Lloyd Austin is threatening to deploy t ..." Rob Reiner: "So everyone from All In The Family and The Jeffers ..." Soothsayer: " Weezy is long mort. ..." redridinghood: "The nic seemed familiar. Posted by: Divide by Zer ..." People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator : "I like the "odd position of urging Republicans to ..." G'rump928(c): "[i]So everyone from All In The Family and The Jeff ..." That Northernlurke embracing the suckd: "I don't understand the psychotic hatred of Donald ..." defective: "Jᥙst wіsһ to say your ɑrtic ..." Never Trump GOPers: "We have to let the Democrats ruin the country to s ..." Adirondack Patriot: "RIP: Norman Lear, TV Legend, Dies at 101. _______ ..." Soothsayer: " So everyone from All In The Family and The Jeffe ..." Recent Entries Liz Cheney, Who Lost Her Primary for Reelection by 36 Points, Says She Might Run Third Party to Stop Trump and the Republican Party Wednesday Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 12/6/23 Daily Tech News 6 December 2023 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/5/23) Winter Wonderland Cafe Quick Hits The Criminal Christopher Wray Asks Congress to Renew the 702 Spying Authority the FBI Abused During Russiagate, But Refuses to Answer Any Questions About FBI Corruption Nikki Haley's PAC Takes a Big Contribution from Leftwing Democrat Millionare Reed Hoffmann Search Search this site: Polls! Polls! Polls! Real Clear Politics Rasmussen Reports Gallup Sabato/Crystal Ball Frequently Asked Questions What is the Deal with the Cowbell? Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"? The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick Primary Document: The Audio Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an Fckin' Hammer Top Top Tens Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really* Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type 2.64