Unexpected Tragedy: Man Falls Into Coma After Being Bitten By Glass Snake

The bite from his harmless glass snake somehow puts him into a coma.

It's a strange and cruel world, where horrible calamities can befall a man when he's merely opening the cage of an innocuous glass snake.

UPDATE/CORRECTION: The snake in question was not, in fact, a harmless glass snake, but rather a lethal DEATH ADDER.

Guess he really should have seen that one coming, as it turns out.

So, you know, I guess the world isn't as strange and cruel as it seemed five seconds ago. Kind of makes a lot of sense, really.

Snakes On An Error: Ooops, there is no "garden snake." I changed it to glass snake.

It's sort of typical of me to make an error when writing a post in which a deliberate error is supposed to be the joke.

I screw up even when I'm actually trying to screw up.

posted by Ace at 04:14 PM

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