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April 05, 2006

Double-Secret Not Safe For Work Links

Two of them. Seriously, not safe for work.


From SWOOD: The dirtiest ad for butter ever aired. I mean, think Last Tango in Paris. Except it's a freakin' commercial. For butter.

Nothing makes me want to spread rich, savory butter on a muffin than a commercial about sodomy. The name of the brand is Portuguese, but I think it translates to "I Can't Believe It's Not Astroglide!"

Not a commercial: Just a parody. So not as interesting. It's just a dirty parody.

Thanks to Lipstick and others for sussing out the Portuguese in the ad and seeing through the joke.

From Dale: Paris Hilton-- nothing but class. Pulling up her skirt on the red carpet to show reporters her legs, she shows a hell of a lot more. A lot more. Like, full-on pooter.

Again, you've been warned.

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