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April 26, 2006
Beans That Won't Give You The Wind
They're fermented with some bacteria that reduces the gas-producing feature of beans.
Then what the hell good are they?
It recalls Bactine's attempt to create a non-stinging form of the topical antiseptic. People didn't buy it-- because they associated the sting with killin' bacteria.
Same deal with the beans. If I'm not laying stank-eggs an hour after I eat beans, have they really "worked" at all?
I mean-- are such beans actually "good for your heart"?
Thanks to Roy.