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April 13, 2006
Prepare Yourselves For A Shock: A Kennedy Was Reportedly Hammered
And also most likely shitfaced drunk:
U.S. Rep. Patrick Kennedy was hit in the face with a hammer when an entrepreneur, demonstrating shock absorption, accidentally sent the hammer's head flying at Kennedy's mouth.
Kennedy received six stitches in his bottom lip after the incident Wednesday during an economic development meeting, his spokeswoman Robin Costello said.
His spokeswoman further said "I'm happy that he was hit in the face, and not below the waist, which would have been more embarrassing, given that he was not wearing pants at the time."
Thanks to Eric.