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June 28, 2021

Do You Identify as an Alien Spirit Inhabiting a Human Body?

There's a new cult the media is oddly incurious about.

Probably because it's mostly leftwing.

Starseeds (also known as starchildren, star people, lightworkers, crystal children, et al.) believe that they're human bodies inhabited by advanced extraterrestrial or interdimensional souls.

The article claims that "Q Shaman" of the Four Hour Insurrection is a "starseed."

But otherwise, this all seems to be New Age quackery of the usual variety that afflicts left-liberal white women, taking the Infinite Identities cult of the Pronoun People and blending it with a mixture of theosophy and L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology.

They'd be covering this cult if they could find more than one rightie in it.

But I guess they can't, so it gets embargoed.


The number might be anywhere from the tens or hundreds of thousands (assuming everyone who subscribers to YouTube channels like kloee taylor, Zoey Arielle, and Moon Omens, which have 47,000, 143,000, and 29,000 subscribers respectively, is a genuine believer) to as high in the millions, with a startling 12 million Americans reporting to believe in a reptilian alien race, a core component of starseed thinking which we'll get into in more detail below.

While there's no unified starseed religion or doctrine, there is a general belief among the starseed community that they're here to help earth undergo a paradigm shift, from the 3rd dimension to the 5th dimension. Sometimes, this may be couched in terms like "raising the earth's vibration," or even more mundane descriptors like "authenticity" or living your truth." Where you see references to vibrations, frequency, or ascension, typically starseeds aren't far behind.

Bringing about this shift typically first starts with their own awakening or activation, which happens via introspection and lifestyle changes like switching to a vegan or fruitarian diet and intentional daily practices like yoga, meditation, box breathing, and manifestation.

The second, and perhaps most central, pillar for an awakening starseed is that you yourself can change reality. There are no coincidences, only synchronicity.

This cult seems to be a natural outgrowth of lefting notions that we can change reality through changing language, and that anyone is whatever they believe they are.

There isn't just one race of aliens who have filled human vessels up with alien spirits (the starseeds). There are dozens.

Like picking your pronouns or announcing "I am a female unicorn 2-spirit graysexual," you can be whatever species of alien ghost vessel you can dream up.

See, for example, this starseed, who, strangely enough, tells us they're a "gender non-binary" before getting to what you'd think would be the real headline news, that they're an alien "Arcturian consciousness."

Pronouns and gender identity first, species and planet of origin second.

I am a gender non-binary Arcturian consciousness born into a human body. I was born during a special astrological time called a grand trine during the world’s first global meditation known as the Harmonic Convergence. The unified energy of peace and love that was cultivated on that day allowed me to incarnate on planet Earth.

My parents met while working at a nuclear bomb facility. My birth was prophesied. It is suspected that I have been under government surveillance since birth.

For a long time I tried very hard to fit in. I thought I was an All-American Teen Girl and so I developed an eating disorder and became a cheerleader. I focused a lot on clothes, make up, and boys. These things did not make me happy.

Earth is a much lower vibration than I naturally reside on. My increased empathetic and emotional sensitivities made it extremely hard to endure the societal expectations I was trying to meet and the global suffering of Earth that I felt acutely. In 2009 I attempted suicide.

I was miraculously saved from this attempt and after my near-death experience, I created UNICULT. Since 2012, UNICULT has been changing the vibration of Earth to be more aligned with JOY for ALL.

UNICULT is the religion of the future.

Here is another starseeds you can decide to be:

Sirian: These souls come from the planets Sirius A and Sirius B. Sirius A is the brightest star in the Earth’s sky. Its original inhabitants came from Vega, in the Lyra constellation, the supposed home of Earth’s ancestors. Sirius B is a smaller star and home to the water beings like the Miengu and Merpeople. These two planets initiated the awakening of all human beings. It is said that Sirius A gave us Ascended Masters like Jesus and Mother Mary.

More examples at the link.

The cult seems syncretic -- readily adopting other cults into it -- so of course David Icke's "Reptilians" are incorporated into it. In the starseed telling, the Reptilians are not physical aliens in disguise, but are rather human vessels filled with a Reptillian starseed, or spirit.

There are myriad resources online that can help you determine what your starseed type is, including psychics who can divine it from tarot cards or channeled messages from groups like the Galactic Federation of Light, which is a political body that some believe are helping guide starseeds here on earth, or the Ashtar Command, another galactic law enforcement agency, popularized by George van Tassel, who you may recognize as the designer of Joshua Tree’s Integratron.

Although this is "fringe," it is not a small cult: There are hundreds of thousands of YouTube views for the various cultists describing what "starseed" alien souls inhabit their bodies.

By the way, as with the Pronouns/Exotic Sexuality game, you don't have to choose just one alien race starseed Power Soul. No, they've decided that if you feel like if you have the souls of two different mega-advanced alien races in you, then you can be bi-starseed.

A 2-Spirit, one might say, of an alien origin.

And I suppose if you have two, you can have three or four or ten or thirty.

But don't think that just anybody can be a starseed. No, only Very Special People are starseeds.

You guys? I can tell just be looking at you that you're all just crummy humans with regular earthy souls. Not a Serian or Pleiadian among you!

Complete trash!

The media is keenly interested in strange beliefs they can use to denigrate the right.

But you will not see a single media story on this hippie-dippie sci-fi New Age cult religion. Even though, allegedly, one of the people they are very fond of covering every single week is claimed to be a "starseed" himself.

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