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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/5/21) I'm Lazy Edition
Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem! Everything the Princess touched would melt. No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired… what could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King,"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away disappointed. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and they would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the Princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.” The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something very hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The King was overjoyed. Everyone in the kingdom was overjoyed. The Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the Prince's pants??
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They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What on earth were you thinking?
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Seems to me the United (H/T Ladyl) Why can't The ONT be a Food Thread. No word if Sous Vide was used in the production of this fine dining experience.
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