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Quick Hits: Based Mom Throws Bear Over Fence to Save Her DogsAnother BlueAnon fake news claim of what anonymous "sources" supposedly say. @maggieNYT Source: "a number of people he's in contact with" Okay, Maggie. So you understand that there's no mechanism for what you're proposing, but you're asserting Trump doesn't know that? Trump's former attorney Jenna Ellis affirmatively denies such a thing is possible. Ellis disagreed. She posted on Twitter that impeachment and conviction is the only process to remove a sitting president, so "No, President Trump is not going to be 'reinstated.'" Sounds like another FusionGPS hit, with anonymous sources making outlandish claims. Wash your hair, Maggie. It's greasy and smelly. @michaelmalice May 31 Ugh: US troops revealed serious nuclear forces secrets, like which bases the nukes in Europe are stored at, by using publicly-available flashcard software, which, of course, stores and shares that information with other users. US troops charged with guarding nuclear weapons in Europe used popular education websites to create flash cards, exposing their exact locations and top-secret security protocols, according to the investigative site Bellingcat Friday. People really aren't grasping the simple truth that literally everything ever written online or spoken near a hearing, network-enabled device is on the internet forever. They aren't grasping it because it seems so completely outside of normal human experience. When people want to share a secret, they're used to doing so out of earshot of human beings. Our animal instincts do not prime us to keep away from apparently-inert objects. And of course they're not grasping it because it seems too big. Too unnerving. Noted Expert In Everything Except Taking a Shit Without Setting Off the Bank's Seismic Alarms Tom Nichols has some more expertise to share with you. From June 2020: ![]() Beautiful, Chonkers. Just beautiful. Only you, Chonkers, would be senseless enough to praise the "elites" (of which you are decidedly not a member!) in their handling of coronavirus. People dug that up to dunk on him about his current pronouncements about "second and third tier intellectuals," groups which he aspires to one day join:
Maybe you need to sit and think a spell, Chonkers. I mentioned this before, but True Conservative, Inc., y'all:
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From yesterday: Seasons are racist now, BlueCheckmark asserts. — Checkmarks Posting Ls (@CheckmarkLs) May 29, 2021 Incredibly annoying and entitled Fat Activist Millennial asserts that it's racist to not be attracted to fat people. Note the tweet in the upper left hand corner is what she's responding to; the tweet says that it's just a preference to not be attracted to fat people. BTW, not fat-shaming here, but there are all sorts of preferences, and yes, being attracted to thin or fit people is certainly one of them. It's not universal, but few preferences are. But that's racist.
How about bitchy lunatics? Is it okay to be turned off by them, or is that also racist?
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