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June 01, 2021

Grandpa Sundown Diddlefingers Just Can't Get Enough of Pre-Pubescent Girls
Also Avers That "White Supremacy" is The Greatest Terrorist Threat

He rushes over to two little girls and offers them ice cream, and maybe a van ride.

First, Biden claims that the "intelligence community" -- staffed at the top with leftwingers appointed by Obama and now Biden who have been pushing the "white supremacists do more terrorism than jihadists" since the week after 9/11-- claims that white supremacy is a greater threat than, well, anything.

Elderly Asian Women knocked out by "multiracial white supremacy" unavailable for comment.

BIDEN: "According to the intelligence community, terrorism from white supremacy is the most lethal threat to the homeland today." pic.twitter.com/Mm0KISuiyy
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) June 1, 2021

He also says that lawyers and accountants are too racist to work for "young black entrepreneurs," I guess:

BIDEN: "...young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don't have lawyers, they don't have accountants..." pic.twitter.com/uaVQO6vPeN
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 1, 2021

Thanks for both to Tami.

Biden continues creeping on very, very young girls:

Before beginning his speech in Tulsa today, Joe Biden noticed two little girls in the audience & ran off the stage to greet & speak to them.

He then returned to the stage to say that he had to make sure they would get ice cream afterwards.

There’s definitely a pattern here. pic.twitter.com/dBXDgFpFVE
— Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) June 1, 2021

.@POTUS asks the mom of two young daughters if her girls are getting ice cream after his remarks in Tulsa, Oklahoma. pic.twitter.com/4Nk5ukaXcy
— The Hill (@thehill) June 1, 2021

The press is keenly interested in Grandpa Diddlefingers' ice cream habits. No word on whether they'll ask him why he's offering ice cream to little girls.

Or why he sniffs little girls, for that matter.

Listen to the media’s response to Biden telling them he ordered “chocolate chocolate chip” ice cream...

You’d think he invented the cure to COVID! pic.twitter.com/92fkuQCPGE
— Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) May 27, 2021

"Can I see your phone?"

Journos: "Yeah, one sec" pic.twitter.com/GfwkRQOm0H
— Barnabas (@CarnieBarney) May 27, 2021

Reporters Cheer As Biden Takes Huge Bite Out Of Microphone Mistaking It For Ice Cream https://t.co/bY8oeq4bXg
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 30, 2021

Joe Biden's theme songs.

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First, Biden claims that the "intelligence community" -- staffed at the top with leftwingers appointed by Obama and now Biden who have been pushing the "white supremacists do more terrorism than jihadists" since the week after 9/11-- claims that white supremacy is a greater threat than, well, anything. Elderly Asian Women knocked out by "multiracial white supremacy" unavailable for comment. BIDEN: "According to the intelligence community, terrorism from white supremacy is the most lethal threat to the homeland today." pic.twitter.com/Mm0KISuiyy — Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) June 1, 2021 He also says that lawyers and accountants are too racist to work for "young black entrepreneurs," I guess: BIDEN: "...young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don't have lawyers, they don't have accountants..." pic.twitter.com/uaVQO6vPeN — Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 1, 2021 Thanks for both to Tami. Biden continues creeping on very, very young girls: Before beginning his speech in Tulsa today, Joe Biden noticed two little girls in the audience & ran off the stage to greet & speak to them. He then returned to the stage to say that he had to make sure they would get ice cream afterwards. There’s definitely a pattern here. pic.twitter.com/dBXDgFpFVE — Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) June 1, 2021 .@POTUS asks the mom of two young daughters if her girls are getting ice cream after his remarks in Tulsa, Oklahoma. pic.twitter.com/4Nk5ukaXcy — The Hill (@thehill) June 1, 2021 The press is keenly interested in Grandpa Diddlefingers' ice cream habits. No word on whether they'll ask him why he's offering ice cream to little girls. Or why he sniffs little girls, for that matter. Listen to the media’s response to Biden telling them he ordered “chocolate chocolate chip” ice cream... 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Grandpa Sundown Diddlefingers Just Can't Get Enough of Pre-Pubescent GirlsAlso Avers That "White Supremacy" is The Greatest Terrorist Threat

Grandpa Sundown Diddlefingers Just Can't Get Enough of Pre-Pubescent Girls
Also Avers That "White Supremacy" is The Greatest Terrorist Threat