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Daily Tech News 5 December 2023
Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/4/23)
Be An Elephant Not a Smellephant Cafe
Quick Hits
State Department Spokesman: Hamas Is Refusing to Release the Female Hostages -- Who Are All 19-30 Years Old, Save Two -- Because They Don't Want the Women To Reveal How They've Been Treated
Disney-Distributed "Doctor Who" Is Now, Get This, Gay
The Prisoner Who Attempted to Murder the Scapegoat Derek Chauvin Was an FBI Informant (But Of Course He Was)
Man of Unknown Ethnic Extraction Shouts "Alluha Ackbar" as He Stabs Citizens Near the Eiffel Tower; "We May Never Know the True Motive," Vow Police
Prepare for a Shock: People Who Undergo Genital Mutilation Surgery, Voluntarily, Are Mentally Ill
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
Grandpa Sundown Diddlefingers Just Can't Get Enough of Pre-Pubescent Girls
Also Avers That "White Supremacy" is The Greatest Terrorist Threat
He rushes over to two little girls and offers them ice cream, and maybe a van ride.
First, Biden claims that the "intelligence community" -- staffed at the top with leftwingers appointed by Obama and now Biden who have been pushing the "white supremacists do more terrorism than jihadists" since the week after 9/11-- claims that white supremacy is a greater threat than, well, anything.
Elderly Asian Women knocked out by "multiracial white supremacy" unavailable for comment.
BIDEN: "According to the intelligence community, terrorism from white supremacy is the most lethal threat to the homeland today." pic.twitter.com/Mm0KISuiyy
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) June 1, 2021
He also says that lawyers and accountants are too racist to work for "young black entrepreneurs," I guess:
BIDEN: "...young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don't have lawyers, they don't have accountants..." pic.twitter.com/uaVQO6vPeN
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 1, 2021
Thanks for both to Tami.
Biden continues creeping on very, very young girls:
Before beginning his speech in Tulsa today, Joe Biden noticed two little girls in the audience & ran off the stage to greet & speak to them.
— Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) June 1, 2021
He then returned to the stage to say that he had to make sure they would get ice cream afterwards.
There’s definitely a pattern here. pic.twitter.com/dBXDgFpFVE
.@POTUS asks the mom of two young daughters if her girls are getting ice cream after his remarks in Tulsa, Oklahoma. pic.twitter.com/4Nk5ukaXcy
— The Hill (@thehill) June 1, 2021
The press is keenly interested in Grandpa Diddlefingers' ice cream habits. No word on whether they'll ask him why he's offering ice cream to little girls.
Or why he sniffs little girls, for that matter.
Listen to the media’s response to Biden telling them he ordered “chocolate chocolate chip” ice cream...
— Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) May 27, 2021
You’d think he invented the cure to COVID! pic.twitter.com/92fkuQCPGE
"Can I see your phone?"
— Barnabas (@CarnieBarney) May 27, 2021
Journos: "Yeah, one sec" pic.twitter.com/GfwkRQOm0H
Reporters Cheer As Biden Takes Huge Bite Out Of Microphone Mistaking It For Ice Cream https://t.co/bY8oeq4bXg
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 30, 2021
Joe Biden's theme songs.
F 451 or 452 whatever it takes: "Teachers Union Official Compiled List Of Nearby We ..."
Aetius451AD Work Laptop: "40 “The entire Israeli society is united beh ..."
Nikki Haley: " Ironically enough, in places that historically be ..."
San Franpsycho: "As Tucker said yesterday in his discussion with Sh ..."
Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, : "The great American Experiment for Jews is over. We ..."
Ordinary American: "I'm not sure it's DeSantis their shoving anymore, ..."
Huck Follywood: "[i]Progressives are restless and ready. Left-wing ..."
F 451 or 452 whatever it takes: "“The entire Israeli society is united behind ..."
J.J. Sefton: " 32 But I fear for my kids and my Grandchildren. S ..."
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression): "[i]Mornin’, All. Not looking forward to 2 ..."
Divide by Zero [/i]: " People who would prefer to stay on the dole are ..."
Daily Tech News 5 December 2023
Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/4/23)
Be An Elephant Not a Smellephant Cafe
Quick Hits
State Department Spokesman: Hamas Is Refusing to Release the Female Hostages -- Who Are All 19-30 Years Old, Save Two -- Because They Don't Want the Women To Reveal How They've Been Treated
Disney-Distributed "Doctor Who" Is Now, Get This, Gay
The Prisoner Who Attempted to Murder the Scapegoat Derek Chauvin Was an FBI Informant (But Of Course He Was)
Man of Unknown Ethnic Extraction Shouts "Alluha Ackbar" as He Stabs Citizens Near the Eiffel Tower; "We May Never Know the True Motive," Vow Police
Prepare for a Shock: People Who Undergo Genital Mutilation Surgery, Voluntarily, Are Mentally Ill
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)