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June 04, 2021

Top Ten Things Kamala Harris' Step-Daughter Looks Like

A recap of yesterday's post and thread. It's been a long, long while since I did a top ten.

A couple of commenter-submitted entries included.

Here's a picture of this sadsack wallflower clown.


Top Ten Things Kamala Harris' "Model" Step-Daughter Looks Like

10. She looks like an effigy of Kevin McHale whittled out of a block of tofu

9. She looks like all The Cure albums came to life, merged into one single anti-being, and then caught a UTI and declared a major in Recreational Lesbianism at Vassar

8. She looks like the white model of a foot your podiatrist uses to explain Plantar Fasciitis

7. She looks like the first time Anni DiFranco read Sylvia Plath

6. She looks like a stash of Indigo Girls CDs fat-shamed an emu

5. She looks like a milk sausage cosplaying as Elijah Wood

4. She looks like rice pudding drenched in the tears of a spinster lunchlady

3. She looks like the reason people decided that Gender needed Study

2. She looks like The Joker's dick

...and the number one thing Kamala Harris' "model" step-daughter looks like...

1. You know when women wear closed-toe open-top shoes outdoors all day in the summer? And the top of their foot gets sunburned beet-red and their toes are ghost-white?

She looks like the second toe.

"Gang of Indigo Girls CDs" from Colorado Alex in Exile, "Gender requires Study" from Warai-otoko.

Open thread, obviously. Remember, all of my threads are always open threads. I do 40 of these a week. I am not precious about them.

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