Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries
THE MORNING RANT – Periodic Roundup of the EV Follies [12/02/2024]
Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 12/2/24 Daily Tech News 2 December 2024 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/1/24) - Doof Gun Thread: El Firsto of Decembero (The First December) Edition! FOOD THREAD – Sunday 12/01/2024 First-World Problems... The NCAA And Its Conferences Have Been Co-opted By Transgender Inc. Leave The Heavy Lifting To The Women! Sunday Morning Book Thread - 12-01-2024 ["Perfessor" Squirrel] Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
|
« Insurrectionist Cafe: Relax Don't Do It on Kamala's Snizz Edition |
Main
| Daily Tech News Got Eaten By A Bear »
June 10, 2021
O For ONTVoilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me...Veirddave
Shocking Statistic
I mean, I'm not sure which is most shocking, the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder would chose to go to a place where his victims could least effectively resist or the fact that someone who has decided on mass murder wasn't deterred by the possibility of being charged with the crime of carrying a weapon in a gun free zone. It's a real head scratcher, yessiree Bob.
I’m leaving education. I don’t recognize the history being taught. I don’t recognize my home state. I barely recognize the country in which I live. I hope this cultural revolution recedes, but in the meantime I will spend the rest of my life fighting it so that my descendants don’t have to. I understand the inclination, believe me I do, but I wonder if we wouldn't be better served if more teachers were like the one Ace posted earlier today, standing up to the board of education in her county. I'm blessed to have the resources to send Little to Catholic school so he's managed to avoid most of the CRT indoctrination crap, but not everybody is in a position to do so. Where does this end? Are we finally seeing push back, and will it be enough to reverse this? How Your Brain Works
A Penis Drawing That Can Be Seen From Space Has Popped Up in Australia They don't know who er, erected it. Still, geoglyphs are as old as mankind, and it's the ancient ones that fascinate me. What possessed people to create are that can only be seen from above before they had the ability to go up in the air to look at it?
This woman made a really cute post on social media about a trip to New Orleans: That's pretty neat, right? I wonder how she felt when she found out (or if she even did find out) that the street performer in the picture was arrested for murder.
UNICEF Report Says Pornography Not Always Harmful to Children UNICEF says any efforts to block children from accessing pornography online might infringe on their human rights. UNICEF bases this claim on an expansive interpretation of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights. I'm at the point where I don't know if what we're seeing is the inevitable result of stripping the traditional Judeo-Christian foundation of western civilization away or if structures of power in this world are just one giant grooming operation. Or both, I guess. Anyhow, you'll be relieved to know that the US gives almost $1 billion of your tax money to UNICEF each year. Yay!
Indian police stick skull banners on unvaccinated people those who haven't got vaccinated being made to wear a poster carrying a message, "Stay away from me as I am not vaccinated yet” “Ungeimpft raus!”
I want one of these: That's a Whitney Wolverine, a .22 cal semi-automatic pistol from the 1950s. I don't want it because it's a great gun or anything like that, although other than a reported finickiness over what brand of ammo you run through it it's a fine gun, I want one because I just love the way it looks. It's got a 1950s, George Jetson, Space age aesthetic that I love. That's not an accident, it was designed to look that way, but buying one probably isn't in the cards. They're kind of rare and one in good shape will set you back 3-4 grand. You can buy a Wilson CQB 1911 for that kind of money. It's not as sleek, but it's probably a hell of a lot more useful.
Assumptions About America That Were Spot On The list calls these “questionable”, but honestly I don't think that word fits. These are simply things that people from around the world found when they visited America. If someone visited France and found out that it was actually full of cheese-eating surrender monkeys, would that be questionable? (FTR, the people of France were quite nice when I visited, and that was in Paris to boot).
Related: I was watching a show on the History channel about warfare in the middle ages. There was one instance when a castle was under siege, and the attackers launched the head of a dead peasant from a trebuchet. It knocked the oldest son of the castle's duke off the battlements, killing him instantly. They said it was the first recorded example of a serf-face-to-heir missile in history. You Know, He's Not Wrong.... Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the perfect gift for those who want to cast the first stone: | Recent Comments
BurtTC:
"Brad Pitt is an underrated actor because of his pr ..."
tubal: "346 Sandra Bullock seems to have disappeared. Pos ..." Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b] : "According to IMDb, Rachael Taylor is still working ..." weft cut-loop[/i][/b] [/s]: "[i]His turn as the Perverted Fed with the Dildo Ch ..." Cuthbert the Witless: "336 Brad Pitt is an underrated actor because of hi ..." Polliwog the 'Ette: "That's malarkey. We saw video of him, clearly toot ..." Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b] : "[i]Brad Pitt is an underrated actor because of his ..." Sebastian Melmoth: "Sandra Bullock seems to have disappeared. ..." OneEyedJack: "There is not one George Clooney movie I like. P ..." Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher: "TCM had Gone With the Wind on last night, with Car ..." Pia Zadora[/i][/b][/s][/u]: "[i]There are a lot of actresses that Hollywood cas ..." Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b] : "[i] Croatian gasoline. That stuff is NASTY. Poste ..." Recent Entries
THE MORNING RANT – Periodic Roundup of the EV Follies [12/02/2024]
Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 12/2/24 Daily Tech News 2 December 2024 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/1/24) - Doof Gun Thread: El Firsto of Decembero (The First December) Edition! FOOD THREAD – Sunday 12/01/2024 First-World Problems... The NCAA And Its Conferences Have Been Co-opted By Transgender Inc. Leave The Heavy Lifting To The Women! Sunday Morning Book Thread - 12-01-2024 ["Perfessor" Squirrel] Search
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) |