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June 15, 2021

Jon Stewart Says That the Wuhan Virus Was Created at the Wuhan Lab, and For the First Time, TV and Twitter Addicted Lefties Take It Seriously

Surprisingly funny -- and strong -- case for the Lab Leak Theory Fact by Jon Stewart.

Some interesting reactions from the ludicrous left. But first, the clip.

This is a compelling case-- surprisingly so, given that it's made in a comedic way. It's what the law calls res ipsa loquitor -- the thing speaks for itself. The circumstances of the event scream out one obvious conclusion. He's just taking that and ridiculing those who deny the powerful circumstantial evidence.

It's an elaboration of the argument: "F***in' duh, man. Q.E.D."

Steven Miller points out that the braindead Twitter-addicted NPCs have ignored all the enormous evidence for the lab leak explanation.

But now that there's a short clip they can like and share on Twitter, now they can appreciate The Science of it.



US Intelligence. The Secretary of State. Officials at NIH. Us Senators. A president - All crazy conspiracy theorists

Jon Stewart - Shit now we have to believe the lab leak.

A comedian is just a Scientist of Humor (TM).

But other lefties are essentially calling Stewart a heretic to the Church of Faucism. This twitchy thread contains lefty blue-checks shrieking about Stewart's "conspiracy theories."

Oh, of course: "Endangering the Asian community."

Black street hoodlums are big fans of the old Daily Show, eh?

Full clip here. Includes Steven Colbert pushing back like a typical NPC, and Stewart making additional jokes.

Here are some quotes from the rest of the clip, if the full clip is too long for you:

"That could very well be," Colbert allowed, noting that Dr. Anthony Fauci among others have said that it would be investigated. But he also pushed back, telling Stewart, "It could be possible that they have the lab in Wuhan to study the novel coronavirus diseases because in Wuhan there are a lot of coronavirus diseases because of the bat population there."

Typical Communication Major with a Ph.D. in Twitter Science. There aren't many bats in Wuhan, or any other city.

The species of bat which coronavirus is thought to come from comes from caves in the very southwest of China, about 1000 miles from Wuhan. Obviously, those bats did not fly there. They were taken there by Frankensteinian scientists.

The fact that the bats who carry the virus from which covid-19 evolved (or, of course: was made to evolve) are so very, very far away from Wuhan is one of the key points of evidence that the virus is manufactured.

At the very least, even if it were naturally evolved, it certainly escaped from the lab in Wuhan to infect people. Or else the outbreak would have started 1000 miles to the southwest of Wuhan.

More Jokey McJokerson stuff from Noted Unfunny Man Colbert:

[C]olbert finally asked him, "And how long have you worked for Senator Ron Johnson?"

"This is not a conspiracy!" Stewart shot back. "But this is the problem with science. Science is incredible, but they don't know when to stop and no one in the room with those cats ever goes, 'I don't know if we should do that.' They’re like, 'curiosity killed the cat, so let’s kill 10,000 cats to find out why.'"

When he realized he may have gone too far, Stewart walked down stage and spoke directly into the camera: "I have been alone so long. And when I realized that the laboratory was having the same name--first name and last name--of the evil that had been plaguing us, I thought to myself, that's fucked up."

He's very insistent that the lab is called the Wuhan Novel Respiratory Coronavirus lab. Without being certain of it, I would guess he's right. I'm used to saying "the Wuhan Institute of Virology" but just as colleges have different campuses, there are probably specific named labs within the WIV. Like, for example, the "Wuhan Novel Respiratory Coronavirus Lab."

I don't think he's just making this up.

After a break, given the chance to move on, Stewart doubled down one last time. "Can I say this about scientists?" he asked. "I love them and they do such good work but they are going to kill us all."

Cue Chris Wallace to demand why Trump didn't tell us about this sooner.

Update: Jon Stewart is no hero. Saying this a year ago takes courage; this is just confirming what most NPCs are already accepting.

But that does mean that even most NPCs now understand that their hero Fauci has been covering up for his own crime for over a year.

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