Hunter Biden's New Hustle: Selling "Art" -- Which Is Just Colored Dots and Splattered Watercolors -- for $500,000 a Piece

Democrats and their cronies and families already have a hustle going, where media companies give them huge stealth-donations in the form of outsized advances that their shitty books will never come close to earning.

But crackhead whoremonger Hunter Biden's already run that hustle. (He wrote a book last year.)

He's innovated a new one: blowing some watercolor paint around with a straw and then selling the "art" for $500,000 a pop.

President Biden's son, Hunter Biden, has taken a turn into artistry and the first paintings he’s selling are going for as high as $500,000.

The first son's first foray into the art world has seen his pieces picked up by art dealer Georges Berges, who has priced the younger Biden's artwork between $75,000 and $500,000 depending on the size and scope of the collage artwork.

That's a pretty big haul when compared to other artists' first sales. In fact, Biden’s pieces are worth more off the bat than a piece by Jean-Michel Basquiat that sold for $20,900 in 1984 – $53,770.96 in today’s dollars after adjusting for inflation.

"I don't paint from emotion or feeling, which I think are both very ephemeral," Biden told artnet on Monday. "For me, painting is much more about kind of trying to bring forth what is, I think, the universal truth."

You're dabbing paint with a straw. You're literally blowing bubbles and then collecting $500,00 for it.

The president's son has been painting since he was a child and, while he has no formal training, Biden has taken a serious focus to his work and is now creating art full-time.

Some of the "art lovers" are admitting Hunter Biden's "art" only has value because of his political connections:

"And anybody who buys it would be guaranteed instant profit," Acevedo told the Post. "He's the president's son. Everybody would want a piece of that. The provenance is impeccable.'"

Get ready for a shock:

The people funneling disguised graft to Hunter Biden... are remaining anonymous.

FOX Business reached out to Berges to inquire about the transparency behind Hunter Biden's transactions, prompting an agency representing him to say, "As with every artist, sales are always confidential to protect the privacy of the collector."

Sales are not "always confidential." Most sales are public.

But you know what is always a private affair?

Bribery.

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Biden's attorney and the White House did not immediately respond to Fox News' requests for comment.

Yeah I'll f***ing bet they didn't.

I don't know the citation for her claim, but Representative Boebert says that the gallery Hunter Biden's selling art to has "ties to China."

Which could mean that Chinese nationals are buying the "art."

Which could mean that Chinese nationals are disguising their payments to Hunter as "art investments."

Weird. Eight years ago the Chinese government and Ukranian gangsters wanted to pour money into Hunter's pockets (and 10% for "the Big Guy.")

A couple of years ago a major publisher decided they, too, had to pour money into Hunter's pockets for his amazing story.

Now, suddenly, anonymous patrons want to pay a half a million dollars per "painting" by an untrained "artist" who essentially is making first grade art projects.

What a charmed life, huh? People are just brainstorming to think of new ways to give money to this otherwise shiftless meth addict and crackhead.

This is filthy.

This is corruption.

The White House has no comment. Presumably it would get Biden in trouble with someone if he made a statement.

And NeverTrump cheers.

The demented rapist and China henchman Biden has "restored norms."

Plus: His beautiful, immaculate Tweets!

posted by Ace at 05:04 PM

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