Insurrectionist Cafe: Dudes Posting Their Ws While Flying Edition

I'm posting this because non-GAINZZZers need a post, but remember, there's no rule that says you have to abandon a post just because it's no longer at the top.

A small group of people checking in on the GAINZZZ thread will keep it active.

On to the playcalling:

Car and motorcycle go racing each other through a red light, with less severe consequences than you'd expect, or that they'd earned.

I linked this earlier this week, a video of a cop deciding that discretion is the better part of valor, but it's too great. Just in case you missed it.

An old one: The world's flounciest tough-guy gives another guy a very femmy, but also very effective, backhand slap.

Maybe it's not femmy. Maybe it's just dramatic and flourish-y, like a matador showing off before the kill.

Very satisfying H-t-H home defense.

This interaction between a white cop and a black teenager does not go the way you might expect.

This "spotter" just wants to stare into the camera.

Wakey-wakey!

Two thieves stop a car and steal from it, but forget that their victim is still in possession of a 2000 lb. car.

Are they real? They sure look real. The guy running the account says the first one is a hoverboard from omnihoverboards.com. And that it costs... $20,000.

Worth it!

I always think these things are fake. But Guiness World Records has confirmed a flight of 275 meters. Or, in Imperial units, getting out my calculator, hang on... that's about 275 yards.

Be nice to someone you love.

posted by Ace at 07:52 PM

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