The Morning Rant

MORE PROVERBS FOR MODERN TIMES

A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left.
--(Ecc 10:2)

There are three things that anger progressives, yea four things that fills them with rage: happiness, gratitude, contentment, and humility.

'Woke' is the same as useless. (h/t Xipe Totec)

For progressives, there's no bigger crime than not believing their bullshit. (h/t Seattle Independent)

'Anti-racists' are only communists in disguise and Marxism hides behind a facade of 'social justice'.

Conservative hurry to pass laws after they've lost the war.

Conservatives get angry when you lie to them, but progressives get angry when you tell them the truth. (h/t Miles Commodore)

Feminists think they're oppressed because they only compare themselves to high-status alpha males and don't even see low-status men as human.

The person who doesn't listen to the media is the best informed.

Socialism is looting disguised as equality enforced by tyranny disguised as compassion.

Progressives do not care about *anything* they claim to care about.

Behind every news item is an agenda.

If Leftists are mocking something, it's probably true and important. (h/t Trimegistus).

Journalism is an industry of lies and "fact checkers" are just another layer of icing, baked into journalism's cake of lies. (h/t illiniwek)

Hate is not a crime.

Most guns have only one trigger, but liberals have many (h/t xbradtc)

The future belongs to those who show up for it.

"Republicans Pounce"

"Bizarrely"

Just Stop With This. Now.

Toobin Gets A Grip On Himself

Who Dis:

For the 'Ettes:

Friday Who Dis: You can read all about Lana Turner and her tumultuous private life, married 8 times, involved in the killing of a gangster, etc., on her imdb page. But she did have great acting chops as seen in the 1959 drama Imitation of Life with John Gavin, actor, businessman, and ambassador to Mexico appointed by President Ronald Reagan.

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posted by OregonMuse at 11:15 AM

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