Hunter Biden's Laptop Reveals Large Payments to Prostitutes and Money Being Drained From Hunter's, and Maybe Joe Biden's, Accounts -- and Calling Up a Secret Service Agent to "Fix" It

And also: Miranda Devine thinks that Joe Biden may have wound up paying for Hunter's porn-with-prostitutes shoot as well as his crack.

The circumstances, she thinks, show that when prostitutes and pimps were draining money from Hunter Biden's accounts, those accounts must have been joint accounts with Joe Biden -- because after the money started disappearing, a Secret Service agent called Hunter saying he was getting "calls from DC every ten minutes."

The story begins with Hunter, calling himself "Rob," picking up a prostitute online, who is specific about her racial derivation.

"Russian, Green Eyes, Thin Brunette, an elite courtesan," is Yanna's pitch, along with a menu of sex acts.

We've previously seen Hunter insisting "No yellow," so this specificity as to Yanna's race is a terrific opening gambit.

"Hi, My name is Rob. I'm staying at Chateau Marmont. Are you available now?"

Yanna goes to the cottage. He smokes crack, they drink vodka, have sex, make porn. He balances a line of M&Ms on his erect penis and takes photographs of it.

The Biden Crime Family, everybody.

And the Ruling Class generally.

Yanna stays for a couple days and wants to be paid. The problem is Hunter’s debit cards aren't working and she’s not leaving without the $8,000 he owes her for the extended callout. On the morning of May 24, hung over and out of sorts, Hunter adds a new recipient on the cash transfer app Zelle, a woman named Gulnora, the registered agent for Emerald Fantasy Girls and Yanna’s employer.

He transfers $8,000. It doesn't work. A few minutes later, Wells Fargo sends him a fraud detection alert. He reaches into his wallet and pulls out a card. Yanna attempts to transfer the $8,000 but it apparently doesn't go through. He rifles through his wallet again. No luck. He pulls out another card. Bingo.

The trouble is, all three payments of $8,000 each did go through, and then, even worse, further large sums of monies are being drained from his account. More than $25,000.

So now Hunter Biden is in a situation I'm sure drifter scumbag princelings like himself are often in -- trying to claw back money from prostitutes and pimps.

He does get most of it back:

Text messages indicate most of the money was returned over the next week. But on June 12, Gulnora texted Hunter that she could not transfer the remaining $5,000 because of problems with her bank account. "Bulls--t," replied Hunter. "I am so sick of this."

A just-retired Secret Service agent named Robert Savage III now enters the story, to help Hunter out of his M&M-dick jam.

It's good to be a princeling!

The Secret Service told The Post that Savage retired from the agency on April 30, 2018 -- weeks before the Biden debauchery -- and that the agency "did not provide protection to any member of the Biden family in 2018."

Savage's lawyer says, "My client has never met or communicated with Hunter Biden and has never been to the Chateau Marmont and had not even heard of the hotel. In fact, my client was retired before the date of these fabricated text messages."

Well, that's what Savage's mouthpiece says.

Of course, no one said he was still working as a Secret Service agent at the time, so this is a dishonest sort of denial.

And Hunter's texts show that Savage was in fact involved.

The activity recorded on Hunter's devices shows Savage sending Hunter an urgent missive on May 24 at 6:37 p.m.:"H -- I'm in the lobby come down. Thanks, Rob."

Hunter replies: "5 minutes."

Five minutes later Savage texts again: "Come on H, this is linked to Celtic's account. DC is calling me every 10. Let me up or come down. I can't help if you don't let me H."

"Celtic" was Joe Biden’s Secret Service code name when he was vice president.

Did one of the credit cards used to pay Yanna belong to Joe Biden? Was it a shared account?

Hunter replies: "I promise be right down. Sorry."

Who in DC was calling Savage? Was it Biden? Or one of Biden's puppetmasters?

In any event, despite Savage's denials, it does seem like a just-retired Secret Service agent was sent by heavy hitters in DC to get Hunter out of another jam.

Remember that, also in 2018, people identifying themselves as Secret Service agents attempted to get the gun store owner who sold Hunter his missing gun to give them Hunter Biden's fraudulent gun purchase form? Which could lead to his imprisonment, as Biden falsely claimed to not be a drug dealer on it?

Who were those Secret Service agents?

And who called them that time? Hunter? Or "Celtic"?

Why does the criminal crackhead son of a former Vice President have Secret Service agents running interference for his crime sprees?

And now, another retired Secret Service agent shows up:

Five minutes later, Savage texts Hunter again to say that Dale Pupillo, a retired deputy assistant director of the Secret Service, who used to guard his father, has arrived. Invoices indicate that Pupillo did background checks for Hunter on potential business partners. Pupillo did not return requests for comment.

"He's going to front desk, call and tell them to give us a key now H.

"As your friend, we need to resolve this in the immediate.

"Call the front desk now H or I will have to assume you are in danger and we will have to make them give us the keys."

For nine minutes Hunter does not reply.

"Really, Rob I am coming down right now," Hunter texts at 6:54 p.m. "I really promise. Was in the bathroom buddy. Coming right this second. "

Thirty seconds later Savage replies: "We're at your door. Open it."

What these apparent minders told Hunter next isn't recorded on his devices. We know Hunter stays up the rest of that night, logging into an encrypted government site, "secure.login.gov," a number of times until 4:04 a.m.

Did Hunter Biden let a prostitute clone his phone? Was he trying to login to a government site because he knew that his password had been stolen and the site was now compromised?

By a Russian, no less!

Is that what happened?

We don't know, because no one involved in the story will say, and "Celtic" will protect his crackhead son.

But this was considered serious enough that not one but two Secret Service heavy-hitters involved themselves in Hunter's lost weekend.

Read the whole thing. That is intended as a tease for Miranda Devine's upcoming book, Laptop from Hell: Hunter Biden, Big Tech, and the Dirty Secrets the President Tried to Hide.

Remember, Joe Biden is a moderate, centrist Democrat who will Restore Our Precious Normzzz.

Also remember that everything you just read is RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION. Jake Tapper and the other DNC officials working in the media told you so!

And NeverTrump told you so, too!

Update: We have some breaking news in the comments!

148 >>>126 Say, does Dan Bongino have any comment on these 'ham and eggers' in the Secret Service?

I can personally vouch for the integrity, probity, and straight-shootericity of agents Robert Savage III and Dale Pupillo and whoever they got to murder the whore.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy

I'm getting a real Spartan feeling about our government and their gun-carrying thugs.

posted by Ace at 05:44 PM

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