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June 15, 2021

Quick Hits: Bats... Why Did It Have to Be Bats Edition

The "Bat Lady," Shi Zengli, hanging out with a bat in her Novel Respiratory Coronavirus Lab in Wuhan.


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Is this real?

It could be real. That's a problem.

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This was real. It was intended to look like pushing the "love" of a Pride flag to the next tweet below.

What it looked like was how Iran celebrates "pride."

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A man confesses to having previously masturbated to violent pornography and to having come close to the line of sexual assault by "cornering" a girl in his apartment and "pressuring" her to have sex.

But now he's trans, and so now he understands it's wrong to sexually coerce a woman.

And because he's trans, he's being... forgiven by the hard left, which actually is now asking him to stop apologizing and forgive himself?


All it takes is a little snipping to expunge all your previous sexual sins against women.

By the way, given this man's obvious serious psychological problems: Yes, I'm sure his real problem was just that he was "born in the wrong body" and now that he's wearing a dress and a Party City Wig, he's all better now. Perfectly fine.

We cut the tumor out, and the tumor was his dick and balls.

His brain, on the other hand? Immaculate.

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Terrorist scion and George Soros DA Chesa Boudin will no longer prosecute shoplifting cases in San Francisco.

Thieves are not even attempting to be subtle any more. Thievery is effectively legalized.

Why call 911? The police won't arrest him. Theft has been legalized by the son of a terrorist.

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Thank God for the brave firefighters of NeverTrump for delivering the Great Restorer of Norms unto us.

Biden will forgive us of our sins, by forgetting them.

He is extremely good at forgetting.

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