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June 18, 2021

This ONT Has No Title

Man, I'm tired. I've been working all day moving stuff from the old RV to the new one, with a time out to install the correct ignition switch in my mower. It started right up! Then ran for 30 seconds and died. It started right up again! Then ran for 30 seconds and died. It did this about 4 times, and now it won't start again. I'm about ready to throw the damn thing in the lake. I wonder what would happen if I blew off the ONT?

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Friday night game

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How many of these common phrases can you guess from their phonetic pronunciation (according to Argentina)?

Kind of neat how geology impacts our lives in ways we don't even know

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Yes, my precious...


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On this day 17 years ago, The Globo Gym Purple Cobras blew a four-man advantage against Average Joe’s Gym in the American Dodgeball Association of America Tournament. I tell you, I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sport fan have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as that final match.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by fathers. Sunday is your day dads, remember how important you are, and how blessed you are to be a dad.

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