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The Classical Saturday Coffee Break & Prayer Revival
Daily Tech News 21 December 2024
Just The ONT, Ma'am
Giant Animals Cafe
Quick Hits
Democrat Strategist Ruy Texiera: The Public Gave the Democrats a Clear Message About Their Rejection of Identity Marxism, But the Democrats Don't Want to Listen
Kamala Harris To Be Offered $20 Million in a Media Payoff Disguised as an "Advance" on Book Royalties
Plus: Media Makes Excuses for Covering Up Biden's Obvious Senility
AGAIN: A Car Plows Through a German Christmas Market at a Very High Speed, Sending People Flying Like Bowling Pins, Killing an Unknown Number
David Samuels: Barack Obama Created and Maintains an Echo Chamber Messaging System That Deranges and Perverts People's Thinking Every Day
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
maildrop62 at proton dot me
This ONT Has No Title
Man, I'm tired. I've been working all day moving stuff from the old RV to the new one, with a time out to install the correct ignition switch in my mower. It started right up! Then ran for 30 seconds and died. It started right up again! Then ran for 30 seconds and died. It did this about 4 times, and now it won't start again. I'm about ready to throw the damn thing in the lake. I wonder what would happen if I blew off the ONT?
Friday night game
How many of these common phrases can you guess from their phonetic pronunciation (according to Argentina)?
Kind of neat how geology impacts our lives in ways we don't even know
Chillin' on Fido Friday
Yes, my precious...
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 19, 2021
We need more federalism in this country
Happy feline father's day
AOP in the news
I wonder who exactly this promotion is aimed at?
Jebidiah hits the slopes
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 19, 2021
I'm not sure this is going to be the best advice...
The rest of the story
Granny gotta have it
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The rain in Texas falls mainly on Jim's Lexus
Jim sunk New Dawn wanted to share this picture of the storms we had a few weeks ago
Some lessons are sad
Mom throws him under the bus
Progressives
Finally! Someone who hates sparkling water as much as I do
What attending a MoMe is like
One time I lost the cat. It just grew legs and walked away
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 19, 2021
Great moments in sports
On this day 17 years ago, The Globo Gym Purple Cobras blew a four-man advantage against Average Joe’s Gym in the American Dodgeball Association of America Tournament. I tell you, I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sport fan have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as that final match.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by fathers. Sunday is your day dads, remember how important you are, and how blessed you are to be a dad.
Friday night game answers here
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Eromero: "322 German police valiantly confiscating a Swiss A ..."
Anna Puma: "BOLO Rowdy the kangaroo has jumped his fence an ..."
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Cicero (@cicero43): "Hamas clearly recognises that when the cultural es ..."
Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd: "The only way you can defend this position is to ei ..."
Ciampino - See you don't solve it by banning guns: "303 BMW pretty low to ground ... at least it wasn ..."
NaCly Dog: "I had a UPS package assigned to a woman in another ..."
Dr. Not The 9 0'Clock News: "One high school history teacher I remember well, a ..."
The Classical Saturday Coffee Break & Prayer Revival
Daily Tech News 21 December 2024
Just The ONT, Ma'am
Giant Animals Cafe
Quick Hits
Democrat Strategist Ruy Texiera: The Public Gave the Democrats a Clear Message About Their Rejection of Identity Marxism, But the Democrats Don't Want to Listen
Kamala Harris To Be Offered $20 Million in a Media Payoff Disguised as an "Advance" on Book Royalties
Plus: Media Makes Excuses for Covering Up Biden's Obvious Senility
AGAIN: A Car Plows Through a German Christmas Market at a Very High Speed, Sending People Flying Like Bowling Pins, Killing an Unknown Number
David Samuels: Barack Obama Created and Maintains an Echo Chamber Messaging System That Deranges and Perverts People's Thinking Every Day
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)