Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, New Wave One-Hit Wonder Edition
"In your lips I sense a danger/You've got the [song title]"
Here's the metal song with the same title from 1989

I wonder if the San Francisco Headhunter was fully masked when she was kissing Willie? Now all she needs is a gag to control that cackle of hers. [Mis. Hum.]

Listen to TJM make a silly fool of himself talking to Christian Toto about John Carpenter.

The Dispatch's favorite game show

The late 80s synth rock album by Edgar Winter and... L. Ron Hubbard

Weapon of Mass Destruction, Chinese style Slays Gen. Colin Powell. [Mis. Hum.]

Ipecac Flavored Ice Cream [dri]

Smart Military Blog: Fighter Pilot Reacts to the 9 Most Ridiculous Myths People Believe about Fighter Jets Article [dri]

Biden Breaks Into Strange Yelling, Mispronounces Multiple Simple Words
[CBD]

Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve: Police in Melbourne, Australia check a guy's coffee cup to ensure he has a valid reason to not be wearing a mask. Australia lockdown continues [dri]

Bill McClintock: Bee Gees vs. Gwen Stefani, "Stayin' a Hollaback Girl"

[Mollie Hemingway] and Bret Bair were on Gutfelds show a day or two ago. Gutfelds opener was all about the laptop and obvious other corruption with the Bidens. He turns and asks Bret what he thought about it. Interestingly, Bret claims they reported on it "but the story just didn't go anywhere" I LOL'd.
Posted by: Fool Otto

Any conservative still watching Fox News is... well. Naive. Let's say that.

Mollie Hemingway on the Rigged election of 2020

Western Media Aren't Telling You the Truth About Iran
"Reporters would rather tweet about the weather than investigate repression and torture by the regime." [CBD]

Jonah Hill asks fans, followers to 'not comment on my body': It 'doesn't feel good'
Hey Jonah, You are a temporarily thin fat f*ck, and you look weird. Gain some weight and be normal.
Oh...GO MAGA! [CBD]

Daily Mail: Bill Clinton is in the ICU with possible sepsis, but is supposedly "on the mend"

Juanita Broaddrick
@atensnut

They say it's sepsis.... but I think they misspelled Syphilis.

Media Headline: 14 Year Old Dies of Covid!
Digest of story: the Death was "covid-related."
Additional detail not included in the clickbait, Panic-making headline: 14 year old had "complex, pre-existing medical conditions" that contributed to death.
FaceBook post from relative of child: He had stage IV brain cancer.
Well!
There was an honest way to report this that would have served their ends: They could have admitted the underlying conditions, and said covid may have quickened the child's death, and said that this is an instance where a child with severe underlying conditions may be much more susceptible than healthy children. Which everyone knows, but this would be a tangible example of that.
Instead, they lied. They lied for clicks, they lied for propaganda, they lied because lying makes them feel important. They get to make their lies "go viral."
Remember when it was activists and unprofessional bloggers that were concerned about making their stories "go viral"? Well, it still is: the media is nothing but activists and unprofessional bloggers who have pretensions of being more than that.

Kyle Dunnigan and Kurp Metzger appeared on Friday Night Tights and it was hilarious
Kyle and Kurp are working on new characters who are the opposite of "The Pussies," a couple of fratboy douchebag types. Here's "Josh."
A couple of weeks ago, "Grace Randolph" (really Chrissie Mayr) appeared on Friday Night Tights to roast the geeks
This is really inside baseball but it's funny if you're inside

Florida's Gov. Ron DeSantis is an interesting public figure to watch. Florida fines county $3.5million for violating state’s vaccine passport ban 700 timesLeon County violated the state’s vaccine passport ban, a law Florida’s Republican Governor Ron DeSantis enacted in September, a total of 714 times, according to the state Department of Health. Vincent Long, Leon County’s administrator, was sent notice of violation on October 6. In a statement on Tuesday, he said the actions were necessary given guidance from public health experts. Long says the county is prepared to ‘enforce its rights using any remedies available’[Mis. Hum.]

Jennifer Love Hewitt's substantial plastic surgery has eased her transition from a human to a Gelfling