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November 07, 2014

How To Get a Great Night's Sleep

1. Buy computer speakers, or just drag some of the old ones you have out of the closet.

2. Arrange the speakers kinda-sorta around the head of your bed.

3. Buy this CD: Sleep on a Train.

4. Transfer the CD to your smartphone.

5. When you go to sleep, plug your computer speakers into your smartphone (it works! They use the same jack), and play the Sleep on the Train CD.

6. Go to sleep. You'll be out by the middle of track three, "High Speed."

Total cost: About $21-35. Less if you already have computer speakers lying around.


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