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November 09, 2014

Early Morning Open Thread - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

Good morning.

Yesterday we took a look at a couple of extraordinary dads. Today, not so much.

He's gross --> Election Loser Clay Aiken Collects $7,500 Child Support each month from former BFF/surrogate http://t.co/e0EcFMmgPk
— Nied's Dead Horse (@mflynny) November 8, 2014

Imagine a man such as he sullying the good name of Congress.

Geraldo has been running off at the mouth again. First he tweeted out about how Obama got his ass beat by a bunch of "angry old white folks" in the midterms. Then he tweeted this:

AG Holder is right to be pissed re Fast& Furious bogus/hostaet/Contempt of Congress rap engineered by hustler Rep Issa-I hate abuse of power
— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 8, 2014

Yeah. He's talking about this guy:

Jump school at Ft Benning, 1975. Tweet your vet photos with #AmericasVets to celebrate Veterans Day! #FlashbackFriday pic.twitter.com/OLVxlsbw4D
— Darrell Issa (@DarrellIssa) November 7, 2014

Oh! But Geraldo has a new selfie of his own to post:

I'm bringing all I got to #CelebrityApprentice pic.twitter.com/dDKTZcCWlg
— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 9, 2014

Have you ever met a grown man so desperate for attention?

Heck I could do an entire post based upon Geraldo's cries for attention, but I won't. However, and I'm only partly ashamed to admit this, I probably will watch a few episodes of the new Celebrity Apprentice just to see how long before someone jacks him up.

Lorenzo Lamas, Kate Gosselin, and Terrell Owens also join the cast. That's a lot of douchebaggery in one place!

Speaking of goofy:

Watch Adolf Hitler Ride a T-Rex in Teaser for 'Iron Sky: The Coming Race' (Exclusive) http://t.co/mmouBdnjSf pic.twitter.com/uiEMrGcBSh
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) November 9, 2014

I see a Movie Night With The Morons in our future.

Have a good day, folks.

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