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Nancy Mace to force a House vote of sexual misconduct report and harassment by congress members and staff. The wood chipper is no respecter of persons. Do it. Posted by: kingsman

Podcast: Sefton and CBD Talk SOTU and the Dem's vile behavior, Donald Trump's love of country, Iran is coming to a head, is Mexico intractable, Mamdani's NYC is circling the drain, and more!

The Oscars through the Best Picture Winners, TJM's take, Part 1.

Forgotten Early 80s Schmatlz Mystery Click
Honey, I was your hero And you were my leading lady
We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Ooof, it's worse than I remembered.

Canadian tribunal fines man $750,000 for believing there are only two genders
Perhaps it is time to consider a wall along our northern border. [CBD]

China Is Not Our Fren: Chinese government posts AI generated content featuring attacking and killing American soldiers. Pay attention to the ridiculous AI banter of the US soldiers. [dri]

Is TJM stupid enough to think AI is a Stanley Kubrick movie?

Dude's got his head on straight about human nature

Podcast: Sefton and CBD discuss AOC's brilliant entrance into geopolitical policy, Jesse Jackson's demise, Transsexual Psycho Killers, is NYC about to get taxed even more? Olympic athletes who bite the hand that fed them, and more!

240 million gallons of DEI [CBD]

TJM wonders about Stanley Kubrick's cultural influence.

Robert Duvall is dead at the age of 95. RIP
[CBD]

Former coblogger and friend John Ekdahl has sadly died from cancer. He was only 47.

TJM definitively ranks the movies of Park Chan-wook, director of Oldboy.

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton ramble about CO2, how Epstein's mess has crossed the Atlantic, the future dismal prospects for the UK, CA tax lunacy, To The Moon Elon!, the NFL, and more!

TJM implores you to discover the work of Park Chan-wook.

Team USA Olympic Skiers 'Heartbroken,' Say They Don't Represent ICE Operations by Wearing American Flag
Then pay back all the money the country has spent on you and go ski for Canada. These are spoiled, ungrateful children. [CBD]

Ahead of Super Bowl Sunday: Revisiting Football's Charity Scandals [CBD]

TJM definitively ranks Joe Dante's cinema.

If you think that Brattleboro's reputation is unfounded, here is their selectboard meeting [CBD]

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)