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July 08, 2005
NRO, Again: 14th Amendment Does Not Grant Citizenship To All Persons Born In US?All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and the States wherein they reside. Everyone says that means if you're born here, you're a citizen. Automatically. But what's with that "subject to the jurisidiction therof" clause mean? If it means nothing, what's it doing in there at all? Does it restrict the broader preceeding clause? Derbyshire catches this compelling argument that it does in fact restrict the "all persons born" language, and from no lesser authority than the man who drafted the Citizenship Clause himself: Mr. HOWARD: I now move to take up House joint resolution No. 127. Emphasis not in original, but found in author's quotation. Interesting. How the hell has this been ignored for so long? I mean, I suppose constitutional scholars know all about this, but how do they argue against what appears to be the clear meaning of the intent behind the clause? The Divine Miss M Update: Michelle Malkin was here long before. posted by Ace at 04:42 PM
CommentsAnd on that note: 23% of children born in 2002 to immigrants: http://www.c.hron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3257469 (Remove period after c, for some reason the software hates that newspaper. heh) There are over 400,000 illegal immigrants in Houston alone, and thanks to the "sanctuary policy" they police cannot ask someone's resident status, and you know, enforce the damn law. It's a real mess. The law will never change, but there are dozens of tales of pregnant women dying in the desert to get to the US to have thier kids. Once they do that, in come the US gov't money Posted by: brak on July 8, 2005 04:54 PM
Next time you are at the airport kill a little time people watching at the jetways for international arrivals from the far-east, central/South America and Mexico. Count the number of women in late pregnancy getting off the flights. Just another avenue. Miss Malkin got it right with her first book's title: Invasion Posted by: Joe Mama on July 8, 2005 05:05 PM
Ignored? Suppose Howard had said that the Clause "will not, of course, include persons born in the US to those named 'Ace." His subjective intent--even as the author of the clause--is not binding. The clause must be based on (1) the plain meaning of the words; (2) as they were understood at the time. If the clause says X but according to those that passed it "REALLY means Y"--then tough titties, we go with X. If they had wanted it to mean Y, they should have said so. Moreover, suppose every other Senator that voted for the clause disagreed with Howard's view of what the clause meant and they intended it to include those born of aliens? Whose intent controls? Posted by: Christopher Cross on July 8, 2005 05:10 PM
I'm inclined the other way here. We're supposed to be a haven for the "wretched refuse... of teeming shores," and deporting a baby born on American soil because his parents have broken the law goes against my every grain. But what's the alternative? Forcibly separating them from their families is harsh at first light. Could create an extremely powerful incentive to stop coming across our borders to give birth, though. Something to think about at any rate. Still thinking about this, but right now I'm going with the old refrain: enforce the goddamn law. Do that, and this, along with a host of other problems, would quickly shrink to manageable proportions, even if they wouldn't entirely disappear. Posted by: Megan on July 8, 2005 05:18 PM
The language seems pretty clear to me. If you are born in a foreign embassy, or your parents are here on official business of a foreign government, then you are not automatically a citizen despite being born here. All other instances of you being born here mean you're a citizen. Posted by: vonKreedon on July 8, 2005 07:08 PM
Read the previous statement, about not changing the current law. If the current law, pre-14th A, was born here = citizen, why do people cite the 14thA for this proposition rather than the pre-14th A standing law? Posted by: ace on July 8, 2005 07:16 PM
We're supposed to be a haven for the "wretched refuse... of teeming shores," and deporting a baby born on American soil because his parents have broken the law goes against my every grain. The poem by Emma Lazarus is cited by pro-immigration and Open Borders as if it was at the core of the Constitution...but in the end it is just a poem. Possibly agreeing with Megan again, - I like the poems noble aspirations but I'm fed up with the wretched refuse from Islam's teeming shores pouring in here, for starters. And for Mexicans and others spitting out anchor babies as a means of getting free education, welfare, and medical care not available in Mexico....sorry....that's Mexico's problem, not America's. Posted by: Cedarford on July 8, 2005 08:12 PM
Aaaaaaahhhhhh... I love the smell of Cedarford letting loose his inner redneck. It smells like... Victoria Tensing. Spread-legged, tanned, wearing nothing but a saucy smile and looking like the cat who ate the canary. Posted by: Dogstar on July 8, 2005 08:26 PM
I believe it's also the basis of the laws regarding dual citizenship (as I recall, it's damned hard to get citizenship elsewhere while keeping American citizenship, and of course the Loyalty Oath of naturalization includes renouncing loyalty to foreign powers). Posted by: Dave on July 8, 2005 08:38 PM
For better or for worse, this is a matter of settled Constitutional law now, and the Supreme Court would have to overturn a long chain of cases to reverse course. Doing so would not have legitimacy among the American people. The sad reality, as A.G. Gonzales has said, is that the Constitution iis what the Supreme Court says it is. I don't like it, but in this case it is reality. A decision to the contrary would be the equivalent of the Dred Scott decisin in the eyes of most Americans. Posted by: Rhymes With Right on July 8, 2005 10:40 PM
Dogstar - Just for your reading pleasure, heres the State Attorney of Florida's Inquiry Report, effectively closing out the Terri Schiavo Fiasco. http://www.sptimes.com/2005/07/08/Tampabay/Result_of_the_State_A.shtml The report all but calls Jeb a pig-headed, religiously motivated dolt. Thought you'd like it after your constant pasting of the 4 RTL nurses that swore affidavits in court - that proved Terri laughed, she talked, was beaten, broken and abused by Scott Peterson - and was as cognitive and aware as the average Right to Lifer (the last being true) Posted by: Cedarford on July 8, 2005 11:29 PM
Cedarford, still a cocksucker. You forgot to mention the jews put Jeb up to it. You should start your own blog, so we can all troll you for a change. Posted by: on July 8, 2005 11:38 PM
Forgot to sign that last one, wouldn't want you to think I was your dad posting. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 8, 2005 11:40 PM
"The report all but calls Jeb a pig-headed, religiously motivated dolt." Was that before ot after the part about Michael Schiavo being the second coming of Joan the Arc? Seedy, honestly, you've got a LOT more invested than I, emotionally, in the killing of Terri Schiavo. But if it makes you happy, I can call you a few names. Just let me know which way I should go- the fellatio angle, or the anti-Semetic. I'm easy. Posted by: Dogstar on July 9, 2005 01:35 AM
Heh... That should "Joan OF Arc". Posted by: Dogstar on July 9, 2005 01:46 AM
BE, dammit, BE! Ok, that's it. It's obviously too late for me to still be doing this. Posted by: Dogstar on July 9, 2005 01:48 AM
Ace: I suppose constitutional scholars know all about this, but how do they argue against what appears to be the clear meaning of the intent behind the clause? Justices Scalia and Stevens seem to be aware of the problem. See Scalia's dissent in Hamdi v. Rumsfeld implicitly questioning whether Yaser Hamdi is a U.S. citizen simply because he was born here. Even so, Scalia would reject the argument that words uttered on the floor of the Senate by "no lesser authority than the man who drafted the Citizenship Clause himself" determine the meaning of the text. Posted by: MDP on July 9, 2005 04:34 PM
DigitalBrownAsshole - The beauty is knowing that the same people that were behind the 1965 Opening of the US Borders are the same people now considered the great enemy of millions of immigrant Muslims. Every million more illegals means further diminishment in pro-Israel clout. It hasn't been very good recently for Zionists in the department of winning friends and influencing people, has it DigitalBrownAsshole? Down to one vote left in the UN, unpopular in Australia, France, Canada, UK....support slipping in the US, Settlements outside Jerusalem eventually doomed. Must suck to be you. Posted by: Cedarford on July 9, 2005 09:05 PM
Why does Cedardouche use so many words to say, "Jooooooooos bad!" Posted by: zetetic on July 9, 2005 09:17 PM
I'm thinking Cedarford* must have got some unwelcome Jewish cock in him at some point. That's the only thing that explains that kind of hate. He really likes the foreskin when he's going down.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 9, 2005 09:24 PM
DBS- Look at the bright side- Cedarford, for all his hostility, pays subtle tribute. He could have gone with "AnalogBrown...", but he KNEW he didn't have the balls to make that leap. Even when flaming, he betrays his respect and fear. Posted by: Dogstar on July 9, 2005 09:47 PM
Seriously, Cedarford should get his own blog. I'd swing by everyday to slap him around in his own house. His impotent anger makes me feel good. I know that's wrong, but it feels so very, very good to picture him stewing in the dark of his parent's basement, thinking of some way to tie me to the global, Jewish conspiracy. Or maybe he could just join Storm Front, they love guys like him. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 9, 2005 09:56 PM
DBS, actually Cedarford has admitted to having his own blog. He just won't tell anyone around here where it is. He knows we would troll it incessantly (assuming he allows comments). Considering the stuff he posts here, can you really imagine what he writes on his own site? And what he links to? Urk. No doubt he knows that he'd be banned everywhere. Posted by: Enas Yorl on July 9, 2005 10:13 PM
Cedarford, don't hide your lamp under a bushe basketl. Tell us where your blog is so we can come and visit. I'll even blog roll you. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 9, 2005 10:22 PM
Should read "bushel basket" in last post. I got all excited about CF's blog and typed it in wrong. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 9, 2005 10:23 PM
Yeah, but Seedy's a lot of fun. He's like our own little Cartman-always running in here to brag about the pubes he just bought. Posted by: Dogstar on July 9, 2005 10:34 PM
DBS, you're wasting your time. He'll never do it. The JOOOOOS took his balls and he hates them - hates them forever. It's also why he'll never expose himself as he truly is. Plus, if he did, we would see his links to where he gets his talking points from, and then we would see who's really pulling his strings. Posted by: Enas Yorl on July 9, 2005 11:13 PM
Great observation Enas. Its obvious our little troll has never had an original thought in his life (well, except the lies he likes to tell about being an MBA and a veteran). This is obvious because he has established a pattern; 1 - he posts his nonsense, 2 - somebody calls him on it, 3 - he launches the ad hominem instead of making a reasoned rebuttal because he really started the cycle by parroting someone else's thoughts. I personally think he's lying about having a blog. Posted by: BrewFan on July 10, 2005 08:35 AM
One does have the fond hope of DigitalBrownAsshole, SpewFan, and Anus Yowl! volunteering to defend Israeli Settlements and put their asses instead of their mouths on the line. But it won't happen, will it guys?? Why the global unpopularity guys? Why the diminishing support even in America, though Israel can still get it's way in Congress? Why are Evangelicals in the military rejecting Christian Zionism?? Could it be Zionists could benefit from a little less arrogant intransigence, a little less "how dare you" paranoid outrage to any criticism - and a little more focus on making friends in the world??? Posted by: Cedarford on July 10, 2005 01:12 PM
One does have the fond hope of DigitalBrownAsshole, SpewFan, and Anus Yowl! volunteering to defend Israeli Settlements and put their asses instead of their mouths on the line. I couldn't find your blog, so I made my own, check it out. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 10, 2005 02:39 PM
- and a little more focus on making friends in the world??? Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 10, 2005 02:42 PM
We're supposed to be a haven for the "wretched refuse... of teeming shores," and deporting a baby born on American soil because his parents have broken the law goes against my every grain. Give me a break. We are a mature country with limited resources. The Western frontier in need of homesteaders ended a hundred years ago. Manufacturing jobs are overseas. We need skills now related to literacy. Every country has a right to close or regulate immigration. Try squatting illegally in Mexico or Canada. We aren't chartered or directed by God to be the dumping ground for every failed country that won't provide better economics for their citizens. If and as we need immigrants we should damn well have the right to be selective as to whom they are. And if that baby's parents are suspected Muslim terrorists all three stay because the baby can't leave? Posted by: penny on July 10, 2005 05:50 PM
Damn, I hate it when the 'douche ignores my taunts. Posted by: zetetic on July 11, 2005 07:32 AM
He skipped right over you on his way to the zionist trinity of dbs, brewfan and Enas Yor. Might be to worried about his new fan site to get down on you. I'm building a shrine to the genius of Cedarford, with appropriate links. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 11, 2005 07:04 PM
"We aren't chartered or directed by God to be the dumping ground for every failed country that won't provide better economics for their citizens." I think we are. I think America's the messiah for the world, but maybe that's just me. "And if that baby's parents are suspected Muslim terrorists all three stay because the baby can't leave?" No. Like I said, in that case I would support separating the baby from its family, regardless of how politically inconvenient it might be. Posted by: Megan on July 11, 2005 07:21 PM
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"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
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No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
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