December 07, 2020

Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/7/20)

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“You can’t convert political disagreement into a recall,” Seattle attorney Dmitri Iglitzin

Quote II

“Speaker Pelosi, on the other hand, is deafeningly silent. By failing to act and hold Rep. Tlaib accountable, Pelosi is emboldening her and others to continue spreading and escalating this dangerous, hateful bigotry.” Rep. Guy Reschenthaler (R-PA)

Quote III

“There are loads of students in dire situations … but there’s no availability for mental health services for months,” Ellie Concannon from Sussex Renters Union

Quote IV

Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! Michael Landon

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An Otter Quarantine Cafe

—Ace

Robot Infiltrator Unit Otter sneaks into otter clan to get close up pictures.

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Mentally-Ill Leftists (Who Have No Control Over Their Own Lives So They'll Work Doubly Hard to Control Yours) Ruin Everything

—Ace

Remember, the War on Christmas is a Conspiracy Theory created by extremist rightwingers.

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Antifa Attacks MAGA Demonstrators, and The MAGA Demonstrators Fight Back

—Ace

Antifa kept taking MAGA demonstrators' flags and spraying them with pepper spray.

Then the MAGA folks decided it was time to get sporty themselves.

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On the Chris Wallace's Leftwing Opinions Network, Chris Wallace Badgers HHS Secretary Azar Into Agreeing With His Leftwing Opinions

—Ace

It's a fact that Biden is not President-Elect. He becomes President-Elect when the electors say he is.

Furthermore, there is currently an election contest going on. Trump does not accept that Biden won the election, and has live lawsuits attempting to vindicate that point.

But Chris Wallace demands that HHS Secretary Azar undermine the president he serves and call Biden "President-Elect."

Repeatedly.

If a lawyer comes on to talk about a case he's involved in, will Chris Wallace badger the lawyer into conceding the case in whatever leftwing direction aligns with Chris Wallace's leftwing opinions?

Apparently so.

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Democrats' Tyrannical Lockdowns Have Wiped Out Almost Half of Black-Owned Small Businesses

—Ace

Party of the people.

Nearly half of Black small businesses had been wiped out by the end of April as the pandemic ravaged minority communities disproportionately, according to a report from the New York Fed.

Black-owned businesses were more than twice as likely to shutter as their white counterparts, the report found.

"Nationally representative data on small businesses indicate that the number of active business owners fell by 22% from February to April 2020—the largest drop on record," the report said.

"Black businesses experienced the most acute decline, with a 41% drop. Latinx business owners fell by 32% and Asian business owners dropped by 26%."

Below, mentally retarded old man Joe Biden uses the only argument his dying brain can remember -- "Come on, man!" -- to explain why people should continue to be prisoners in their own homes.

He also mentions World War One, when he almost certainly meant to say "World War Two."

He just wanted to re-emphasize that he is old and dying and mentally crippled.

Meanwhile, his Amen Chorus on CNN demands even more tyrannical government actions -- CNN wants America to pursue the Full Chinese Containment plan.

Which, by the way, included welding people inside their apartments. I imagine almost all of those people died.

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Karma-Cola: Biden's Pick for Top Economic Adviser Endorsed a Bill Creating a National Soda Tax [Buck Throckmorton]

—Open Blogger

If Biden becomes President, I would enjoy seeing a national soda tax imposed on Coke and Pepsi. In fact, I want it to happen.

My principles used to be that applying harsh taxes on certain products to influence consumers not to use those products was immoral and anti-free market. Well, those are actually still my principles. But I’ve come to have a stronger overriding principle – that it is necessary and appropriate for corporations to receive a poisonous bite when the serpents they’ve cozied up to gain political power.

Coke and Pepsi – you deserve this.

Joe Biden's Pick for Top Economic Adviser, Neera Tanden, Endorsed a Bill Creating a National Soda Tax

As the head of the progressive think tank Center for American Progress (CAP), Neera Tanden applauded and endorsed a Democratic proposal to implement a national soda tax. Now, she is one Senate confirmation vote away from becoming President-elect Joe Biden's top economic adviser.

I was shocked back in 2005 when Pepsi introduced me to the world of corporate CEOs here in America who openly show their contempt for America. Pepsi CEO Indra Nooyi compared the United States to a person’s middle finger.

“…in a commencement address at Columbia University’s business school, Ms. Nooyi compared five major continents to her hand with the U.S. representing the middle finger. In that talk, she said: “Each of us…must be careful that when we extend our arm in a business or political sense, we take pains to assure we are giving a hand…not the finger….Unfortunately, I think this is how the rest of the world looks at the U.S.”

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As Garcetti Shuts Down LA, He Makes Sure to Keep It Open for His Hollywood Donor Pals

—Ace

Some very few people matter.

Most don't.

The power-mad mayor of LA has banned walking.

Democratic Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti issued a new emergency order Wednesday that bans unnecessary "travel on foot" as he warns the city is nearing a "devastating tipping point" in their fight against COVID-19.

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The order prohibits "all travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot, bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit," with limited exceptions.

Individuals who work in the healthcare and news industry are allowed to travel, along with individuals going to grocery stores, gas stations and other locations deemed essential.

Garcetti also ordered all residents living in the city "to remain in their homes," forcing businesses that require in-person attendance to shut down. Gatherings that include individuals from more than one household are prohibited.

His order makes an exception -- for protesting.

However, the order has exceptions for a host of activities including "outdoor faith-based services" and for those "participating in an in-person outdoor protest while wearing a face covering, maintaining social distancing, and observing the Los Angeles County Protocol for Public Demonstrations."

He's destroyed the restaurant business in LA, so he's going to send some but not nearly all laid-off restaurant workers a one-time check for $800, which.. is nothing.

That's how much they make per hour at the low rate a restaurant pays them. It does not cover their lost income in the form of tips, which is where they make most of their money.

Critics charge that SERVE is not enough, and doesn't cover nearly enough people.

[D]espite the tens of thousands of food service employees being out of work, only 4,000 are to receive stipends. The shortfall of the stipends, as well as the applicants being selected at random for the money should the number of applicants go above 4,000, has drawn criticism from many in the sector.

"I do have to say that it’s good to see SERVE acting as a little stimulus for restaurant workers here in LA, all out of non-public funds. That's a good thing," Armando Rivas, a food service industry mediator in Los Angeles, told the Globe. "But this isn't enough. $800 is roughly about how much a restaurant worker makes in a month because they aren't salaried and because many rely on tips. So that $800 SERVE recipients are getting just gives them another month. That's it."

"It's just a partial solution to a problem they caused by stopping outdoor dining and reinstalling the curfew. It’s basically the city giving them a months' severance for screwing them over. And I should say only 4,000 out of the tens of thousands out of work in restaurants alone."

Garcettti might be feeling heat due to the below video.

In it, a restaurant owner cries that her outdoor-seating restaurant has been closed down due to the danger of covid, supposedly.

But then she pans the camera around to show a very-similar outdoor seating area that is open -- which Garcetti built for his Hollywood pals, and which he permits to continue operating.

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A Leftwing Mother Seeks Advice About Her Leftwing Children from the Leftwing Atlantic

—Ace

As you will soon see, leftism makes one thrive and prosper.

Dear Therapist: Should I Give My Adult Children More Money?

They're both angry at me, and I want to mend our relationship.

Dear Therapist,

My husband and I are both successful professionals. He's an attorney and I'm a nurse practitioner. Each of us came from a fairly lower-middle-class background and worked hard to get where we are. Our families helped us as much as they could, but for the most part we are self-made.

The hard part is our kids. Our son struggled with some mental-health issues in high school. He was a national merit scholar and eventually graduated from college. He's now obese, working for minimum wage, and living with his polyamorous nonbinary partner of 11 years. He's angry at us. We say nothing much of consequence to him and see them often and have a pleasant enough time.

Our daughter is also angry at us. She excelled in everything she did in high school and college, but had a serious rift with her sorority senior year and an abusive boyfriend; she moved to Seattle to be a barista and declared herself pansexual. She spends eight hours a day on Twitter railing at our homophobia and our control of her life.

The Atlantic Therapist's advice is simple: It's the parents' fault for being so transphobic.

And fatphobic.

[I] have a feeling that right now your children have a deep, unfulfilled need to be embraced and understood by their parents, and that's why they're angry. You know that both children are angry with you and your husband, but do you know why they have so much anger, and if so, how have you responded? For example, if your daughter says she feels that you try to control her life, or that you judge her for her sexual orientation, are you curious to learn more? Or do you defend yourself in a way that dismisses her complaints with something like "I'm not trying to control you--I'm trying to help you get your life on track" or "I'm not homophobic--I just think this is a reaction to what happened with your boyfriend and not really who you are'?

Your daughter probably takes to Twitter to express her anger because she feels that when she goes directly to you, she isn't being heard. Similarly, your perception that you "say nothing of consequence" when you see your son yet "have a pleasant-enough time" might indicate that you aren't aware of how he's truly feeling either. With so much anger (on his part) and anxiety (on yours and your husband's) roiling beneath the surface, these interactions sound at best hollow and superficial, and at worst emotionally torturous. Is time spent together really "pleasant enough" when he knows that you're disappointed with his career, his partner, and his weight, and find his life to be sad?

Leftism is a viral mental illness and we're about to start reaping a grim harvest of suicides and parent-shootings by an entire generation driven insane by this sickness.

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The Morning Rant

—OregonMuse

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Back in 1958, Hollywood released Stanley Kramer's film The Defiant Ones, a story of two escapes prisoners, one black (Sidney Poitier) and the other white (Tony Curtis) who hated each other but had to learn to work together to not get recaptured. I think most people agree that this can be seen as a commentary on race relations in America, at least as it was in the late 50s.

So I think we're getting to the point where we need a reboot. Only instead of a black guy and a white guy, we need, say, a white, genderfluid soy-boy and an Hispanic construction worker wearing a MAGA hat. Who are somehow forced together, maybe they're both in the same lifeboat or trapped in an airplane with irreparable damage that is slowly getting worse until it can no longer stay up. Something like that.

The point is, they have to work together to avoid getting killed. And thus the new cultural fault lines can be easily seen.

But such a movie cannot yet be made. I think The Defiant Ones> could be a success because some progress in race relations had been made, even back then. Obviously a lot of work still needed to be done, but that a story that could serve as an illustration of the folly of racism could be shown without angry mobs burning the theaters down is an indication of progress.

Not so now.

Right now, we are in the middle of a cold war that is heating up seemingly every week and it may go hot at any moment. Some days, I feel like I'm in a garage with a lot of oil-soaked rags and some cans of gasoline and the temperature outside is climbing past 102 and oh no, here comes someone with a lit cigarette.

Plus, I despise the other side. That is, I despise everything they stand for. I've compared them (progressives) on this forum to viruses, parasites, and vampires. I think audiences in 1958 could watch TDO and have some sympathy for both men. And Kramer didn't make one of the an obvious good guy and the other an obvious bad guy. I have no such objectivity. If I were writing the script of the new movie, the first thing I'd do is have the Hispanic MAGA guy grab a tire iron and beat the gendefluid soy-boy into a bloody, lifeless pulp. Then he could get on with it. Such a scene would be an apt parable of what I think of progressivism, but I admit it would make a lousy movie. I can't imagine what such a character would bring to a dangerous situation that would be an asset. His degree in Innuit lesbian poetry would be useless. And no doubt he would feel the same about me.

So it may be awhile before such a remake could be produced.

By the way, I know we all can't wait until 2020 is over, but do we really think 2021 is going to bring unicorns, rainbows and Skittles? We may be entering a phase of protracted instability that will take years to resolve, one way or the other. Contested elections, rioting, and street brawls are just the beginning, not the culmination. I'm old enough now that whatever civic instability has started, I might not live long enough to see the end of.




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Mid-Morning Art Thread

—CBD

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Mistress And Maid (Lady with Her Maidservant Holding a Letter )
Jan Vermeer van Delft

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The Morning Report - 12/7/20 [J.J. Sefton]

—Open Blogger

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Good morning, kids. Monday, December 7th. The 79th anniversary of the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. Funny how the names Arizona, Pennsylvania and Nevada have particular meaning all these many years later. May G-d bless the memory of those who were killed that day as well as the survivors, who grow fewer and fewer with each passing year, who are still with us. I cannot begin to imagine what they must think of the nation as it is today, considering what they sacrificed so much for in trying to preserve it. The irony is beyond tragic that subsequent generations of their progeny are now actively embracing essentially the same ideology which that generation fought and died to protect them against. But here we are.

Turning our attention to the situation at hand, on the plus side of the ledger, Team Trump scored a pretty important win on Friday.

A judge in Michigan is allowing a forensic investigation of 22 Dominion vote tabulation machines in rural Antrim County over claims that the votes there were compromised.

"Our team is going to be able to go in this morning at about 8:30 and will be there for about eight hours to conduct that forensic examination and we'll have the results in about 48 hours, and that'll tell us a lot about these machines," attorney Jenna Ellis said...

...Jeremy Scott, Antrim County spokesperson said forensic images will be taken from the county precinct tabulators used in the November 3rd election. The president's legal team was not responsible for the lawsuit, it was filed by a voter, William Bailey, who alleged the ballots were damaged during a recounting of ballots in a village marijuana proposal that barely passed.

Elsenheimer's order doesn't mention the presidential race but, Antrim county did experience strange voter irregularities. Initially, the ballot count in this deep red county showed that former Vice President Joe Biden won however after a recount was done results showed that President Trump won by several thousand votes.

Meanwhile, the Constitutional aspect of the case, vis a vis the state's courts interfering with the legislative branch's authority to run election, looms large in Pennsylvania. Constitutional and legal expert Mark Levin is calling for SCOTUS to intercede:

"What we see here is fraud perpetrated against the people of Pennsylvania, against the American people and the Electoral College process by politicians who violated the constitution repeatedly, who have violated the rule of law by a rogue state supreme court," Levin stated. "And unless the U.S. Supreme Court -- as it did in Bush versus Gore -- exercises legitimately its power of judicial review. We have a potential constitutional crisis in this matter. And in one way or another, Congress will have to resolve it on January 6. But the U.S. Supreme Court shouldn't just sit there and take a pass when in fact it is time for the U.S. Supreme Court to intercede, which is exactly what the petitioners are asking it to do."

The Great One also interviewed Patrick Basham, the founding director of the Democracy Institute on his Life, Liberty and Levin show yesterday, where he broke down a lot of the anomalies that serve to underscore the eyewitness accounts of fraud and other specific hard evidence showing beyond any reasonable doubt that the election was indeed stolen:

At bottom, it's completely bizarre that Biden did not sweep the United States. Instead, he swept a few specific precincts. If Biden were as popular as his victory indicates, wouldn't his support have been enormous in every state in which he won? It's simply inconceivable to a logical person that every non-polling metric predicted a massive Trump victory, only to have Biden win in a handful states that had election anomalies never before seen in an American election -- but often seen in a Venezuelan one.

In Georgia, we have two varieties of anti-American crackpot vying for the Senate seats in a dual runoff election that more than likely was nearly stolen from the two iffy Republicans David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler. Yes, for now we have to drag them over the finish line to preserve our hold on the Senate. That does not diminish in any way, shape or form my loathing of the GOP. That party will have to go the way of the dodo at a time when temporary emergency political expediency will no longer be a factor in having to deal with them.

Two great essays from Victor Davis Hanson (here and below) and Bruce Thornton (here and below) put this past year and all its madness in perspective. No matter who is sworn in come January 20th, the madness will no doubt continue. It's just that with Trump, we still have a chance at survival, as a nation and perhaps even individually.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/6/20)

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Unlike tobacco smokers who could still leave their apartments to step out to the curb or smoke in other permitted outdoor smoking areas, cannabis users would have no such legal alternatives,” San Francisco Supervisor Rafael Mandelman


Quote II

“I hope you’re watching Matt — you are not welcome in New Jersey, and frankly I don’t ever want you back in this state." Gov. Phil Murphy (D-NJ


Quote III

“I’m losing everything. Everything I own is being taken away from me and they set up a movie company right next to my outdoor patio, which is right over here. And people wonder why I’m protesting and why I have had enough." Angela Marsden, owner of the Pineapple Hill Saloon & Grill in Sherman Oaks

Quote IV

"My heart goes out to Ms. Marsden and the workers at the Pineapple Hill Saloon who have to comply with state and county public health restrictions that close outdoor dining," Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti


Quote V

“All of the things we’ve said for months and the thousands of hours of dedicated work from our staff and our local partners on this response effort and our excitement for the hope the vaccine offers make our overall department position on the pandemic clear" Wyoming Department of Health spokeswoman Kim Deti

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Gun Thread: December 6th Edition! [Weasel]

—Open Blogger

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Holy crap! Did I just type December 6th up here? How in the hell did it get to be December already? This week was another to hang around the casa (the house), but I am planning an epic and triumphant return to Weasel Acres, hopefully sometime this coming week, and have an idea for a video that I've been thinking about doing for a while. So if you're feeling down and low and depressed, now you potentially have that to look forward to! If I get around to doing it, that is.

Also, tomorrow is the anniversary of the Jap sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, now known as Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. So take a moment and join me in remembering the brave men and women who lost their lives that day.

With that, let's see what we have below, shall we?

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If Ever There Was a Year for Christmas Cookies, this is the One [Bluebell]

—Open Blogger

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This has been a year like no other, and it’s not finished yet. We’ve been battered and bruised mentally and spiritually, if not physically. But – Christmas is coming! No matter what else life has to throw at us, we can look forward to Christmas with its many traditions including, of course, Christmas cookies.

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Food Thread: Is There Such A Thing As "Too Much Cheese?"

—CBD

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That's the gratin I served to great acclaim and adoration for Thanksgiving. I used Ina Garten's recipe, which is in dire need of some further testing by her kitchens, because it's a dumb way of making it (more anon).

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And that's what it looks like when it is done. Pretty good! Garnish it with oysters and you'll be in heaven (right Bluebell?).

But the recipe calls for a measly, wholly inadequate 10 ounces of grated cheese (by volume, which is worse!). That's just silly.

So I tripled it.

And it was..um...great!

So the answer is: No, there can never be too much cheese.

Oh, she calls for painting the bottom of the casserole dish with one third of the bechamel/cheese sauce. That's dumb. Just toss everything into your largest bowl and using a spatula gently coat the florets with the cheese sauce, then put it all into the casserole. Why she wants it striated is beyond me. Sometimes cookbook writers try to be too clever.

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First-World Problems...Part שלושים ושבע

—CBD

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I have a relatively old car (actually an SUV) that doesn't have many of the recent bells and whistles. Well, it has a back-up sensor which is pretty useful for parking, but that's about it. One of its few interesting features was a heating system for the wiper fluid. I thought that was pretty neat, but GM's engineers added another feature to the system called, "Wiring harness failure and fire," so the fuddy-duddies at corporate decided to disable it.

Unfortunately, while it is quite old (13 years!), I generally take care of my things, so it is in excellent condition. And as everyone knows, modern cars are pretty damned reliable. They may not be exciting or beautiful or elegant, but they are boringly predictable and last a very long time.

BUT I WANT A NEW CAR!

I am also cheap frugal, so the thought of buying a new car before the old one wears out is just silly. It's just not going to happen.

BUT I WANT A NEW CAR!

Life is awful sometimes.

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Declassify! All Of It!

—CBD

We are supposed to live in a free society (don't laugh!), and the default among our representatives should be that information is to be widely disseminated among the people for purposes of transparency and accountability. Before something is classified (made secret) there should be a careful examination of who and what is being protected. Embarrassing or career-ending information about government officials is exactly the kind of information that needs to be accessible. In fact, the default should be that everything is free unless a compelling argument is made to classify.

Obviously military and technological information should be closely held. There is a small benefit but a huge risk to our society and to the country's political discourse were our war plans to be made public. And that can be extrapolated to other information by any competent arbiter.

But the pay-offs made by Congress to the victims of the vile and illegal behavior of our representatives? That should be plastered on billboards across America. And the way our government spends our money? Absolutely. Absent a clear national security risk, the spending habits of every department, from the lowliest tech to the various secretaries should be public.

A Declass Act

Joe Biden and his handlers have established the “Office of the President-Elect,” but at this writing Donald J. Trump remains president of the United States, the most powerful man in the world. The president commands extensive powers of declassification, but other powerful people want to keep such material secret for reasons that have nothing to do with national security. President Trump should make those matters a priority, starting with the mighty National Institutes of Health, which “invests about $41.7 billion in annual medical research for the American people.”
We have it exactly backward. Any serious attempt to claw back the government from the Deep StateTM must include complete transparency in our spending. Every penny spent should be public, so our representatives can be called on the carpet for the profligacy with our money, and their currently invisible attempts to enrich themselves.

Perhaps in this magical future we could create some sort of mechanism through which people could investigate how the government spends our money and report back to the people. We could protect them by law from government interference in their work, dependent only on their impartiality. Obviously those who are partisan would not be protected, but one can certainly imagine an honorable trade springing up around those legal protections. People who are respected for their work in the public interest!

Yeah...sounds pretty stupid. Never mind.

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Sunday Morning Book Thread 12-06-2020

—OregonMuse

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Wisconsin Historical Society Reading Room


Good morning to all you 'rons, 'ettes, lurkers, and lurkettes, wine moms, frat bros, crétins sans pantalon (who are technically breaking the rules). Welcome once again to the stately, prestigious, internationally acclaimed and high-class Sunday Morning Book Thread, a weekly compendium of reviews, observations, snark, witty repartee, hilarious bon mots, and a continuing conversation on books, reading, spending way too much money on books, writing books, and publishing books by escaped oafs and oafettes who follow words with their fingers and whose lips move as they read. Unlike other AoSHQ comment threads, the Sunday Morning Book Thread is so hoity-toity, pants are required. Even if it's these pants, which were obviously designed by someone with a very troubled childhood.



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The Wisconsin Historical Society houses quite an achive:

The Wisconsin Historical Society...Division of Library-Archives collects and maintains books and documents about the history of Wisconsin, the United States, and Canada. The society's library and archives, which together serve as the library of American history for the University of Wisconsin–Madison, contain nearly four million items, making the society's collection the largest in the world dedicated exclusively to North American history.[3][4] The Wisconsin Historical Society's extensive newspaper collection is the second largest in the United States after the Library of Congress.[5][6][7] The Wisconsin Center for Film and Theater Research is also housed within the division.[8] The society's archives also serve as the official repository for state and local government records.[1] The society coordinates an Area Research Center Network, an alliance between the Historical Society in Madison and four-year campuses of the University of Wisconsin System throughout the state, to make most of the archival collections accessible to state residents.



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EMT 12/06/20

—krakatoa

Happy Sunday!

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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (12/5/20)

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

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The Saturday Night Joke


A young blonde woman from Brooklyn was so depressed that she decided to end her life by jumping into the ocean. She goes down to the docks, but just as she is about to jump in the water, a sailor sees her.
"Hey, what are you doing?" he calls out.
"I have nothing to live for. I’m jumping in."
"You’re young, you’re beautiful, you have everything to live for," the sailor says. "The boat that I’m on is sailing to France tomorrow. I can stow you away on it. I'll take care of you, I can bring you food every day, and when we get there, I’ll show you all around Paris."
The young blonde woman thinks it over. "What’s in it for you?"
"Well, if I’m going to hide you here, well, you have to ... satisfy my sexual needs during voyage."
With nothing to lose and the prospect of going to France, she accepts. The sailor brings her aboard and hides her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he brings her three sandwiches and a bottle of red wine, and they make love until dawn.
Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she is discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" asks the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of your sailors," she replies. "He brings me food every day and I get a free trip to France. And in return . . . he’s screwing me."
"He sure is," the captain replies. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

(H/T Isophorone Blog)

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Saturday Evening Movie Thread 12-05-2020 [Hosted By: Moviegique]

—Open Blogger

Freaky (2020)


Pickings, as noted, have been slim, though they were much fatter a few weeks ago before The Tyrant Newsom capriciously shut everything down again, and we had a chance to trek out and see a double-feature. The first feature was John Wick which the kids actually hadn't seen (I couldn't get them to go with me the first time). There was an interesting movie from the people who did Secret of the Kells and Song of the Sea, but with 6 of 30 seats already taken, the three of us couldn't get tickets because that would exceed 25% capacity.

But The Flower (and to a lesser extent The Boy) was semi-intrigued by this horror remake of Freaky Friday. As she said, "It's not like it's a classic that they're screwing up, Dad." It's a fair point: Her version of the movie is the cute-but-not-classic Jamie Lee Curtis/Lindsay Lohan, whereas mine is the also cute-but-not-classic Barbara Harris/Jodie Foster version. The premise, if you don't know, is that a mother and daughter, frustrated with their impressions of how easy the other's life is, end up swapping places. Body swapping in the movies goes back at least to the Thorne Smith story Turnabout (which Hal Roach made into a cute movie with Adolphe Menjou and Carole Landis), where it's a frustrated husband/wife swap.



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Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 12-05-2020

—OregonMuse

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WGM Betül Cemre Yildiz (TUR)

Moviegique will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - White To Play (1248 )

Goal: White can force mate in 3 moves
Hint: Sac, sac, mate.


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Ace of Spades Pet Thread

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Saturday Gardening and Puttering Thread, December 5, 2020 [KT]

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Hi, everybody! Isn't the shot above amazing?

I thought I'd send in this snap I got of a Bald Eagle. The eagle was perched at the top of a fir tree, and I cropped this image from that shot. Lizabth


Thanks!

I love it, Lizabth. I think others will, too!

Today, we have some American Farm History and a Vegetable Profile with some recipes. And some special composting directions to help you grow some great veggies (or other plants).

It's still catalog season. You may be able to get some gift ideas. If you're not out in the Great Outdoors like Lizabth, take a little time to dream.

American Farm History

Why is there a statue honoring the boll weevil in Enterprise, Alabama?

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Critical Legal Theory and Seattle [KT]

—Open Blogger

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Remember CHAZ/CHOP?

Critical Race Theory has received a lot of attention recently, especially with the President's executive orders aimed at ending its promotion in the federal government, in the military and among federal contractors. The opposition to Critical Race Theory Training may have really gotten started in Seattle, though. It was there that Christopher Rufo pointed out that this training entailed government-sponsored segregation.

But before Critical Race Theory, there was Critical Legal Theory. Again, Christopher Rufo provides a recent example from Seattle:

In October, the Seattle City Council floated legislation to provide an exemption from prosecution for misdemeanor crimes for any citizen who suffers from poverty, homelessness, addiction, or mental illness.

Under the proposed ordinance, courts would have to dismiss all so-called "crimes of poverty" -- which, according to the city's former public-safety advisor, would cover more than 90 percent of all misdemeanor cases citywide. In effect, the legislation would create a new class of "untouchables," protected from consequences by the city's powerbrokers.

This is the latest and most brazen effort in the city's campaign to establish what might be called a "reverse hierarchy of oppression." The underlying theory is that society has condemned the lower class to a life of poverty and stigma, which leads to addiction, madness, and indigence.

The poor, in the logic of Seattle's progressive elites, are thus forced to commit crimes -- including violent crimes -- to secure their very existence. Therefore, as society is the perpetrator of this inequality, the crimes of the poor must be forgiven. The crimes are transformed into an expression of social justice.

This is almost unbelievable:

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Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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EMT 12/05/20

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Who's up for some good old fashioned fresh squeezed EMT?

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The Roof Is On Fire! We Don't Need No Water Let The ONT Just Burn!

—WeirdDave

Evening Horde. What's on your mind tonight?


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Quarantine Cafe: Adorable Rescues Edition

—Ace

The last one will give your tear ducts a work-out.

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Confused Old Man: If I Have a Disagreement With Kamala I'll Just Pretend I Have Advanced Cognitive Decline and Resign as Being Mentally Incompetent to Serve as President

—Ace

Well, that's the gist of Biden's statement.

The media is saying "No big deal, this is just a joke."

Ah.

Ahhhh.

Oh, a joke?

Weird. As Julie Kelly pointed out, one time Trump made a joke about Hillary's deleted emails and he got a three year FBI/Special Counsel investigation for it.

But Democrats are permitted to tell jokes?

Interesting.

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Posted by Ace at 06:55 PM Comments

Time To Party Like It's 1773!
[Long Running Fool]

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On December 16th, in honor of those Bostonians who dressed like Indians (and thus committed a terrible hate crime) who had the audacity to dump King George's tea into Boston Harbor rather than pay the King's tax, I will be holding a Mask-Burning Party, my place, at 6:30 PM PDT. If there are any morons/moronettes nearby (SE Washington State), drop me an email and I'll send directions.

The colonists protested taxation without representation and the suspension of their rights as British subjects.

Me, I'm not protesting a damn thing.

I AM asserting my rights as a free American citizen. I have the right to free speech and the right to peacefully assemble. These are not rights conferred by government, nor are they rights the government can revoke; they are granted to me by a power greater than the government. I intend to exercise my rights fully, despite the unconstitutional edicts of Governor Inslee.

I further assert that I have the right to pursue happiness - and the non-scientific twaddle about masks gives me the sads. So, I'm going to burn some of mine in my front yard. That will make me happier. I'm inviting friends, all three of them, neighbors, and random passers-by.

The only people not invited? Well, the petty tyrants, of course. And, those folks who are in the danger zone for the WuFlu - elderly, one foot on a banana peel, the other in the casket. We're Americans - we're capable of good judgment. (Most of the time and when it counts, that is.) This flu is dangerous to one group. Toast us from afar, please, and we'll return the compliment.

If you can't make it to my Mask-Burning Party, I understand. Wednesday nights are a tough party night, and I live in the middle of nowhere, the epitome of fly-over, drive-around, you can't get here territory. So, consider having party of your own. The Boston Tea Party wasn't the only event of its kind - there were similar splashes up and down the Eastern Seaboard. Go wild, have your own party, laugh at the progs, remind them of who and what you are .

Ornery. Independent. Americans.

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Posted by Open Blogger at 06:09 PM Comments

David Perdue: Boy, I Can't Wait Until We Can Start Cutting Deals With President Biden!!!

—Ace

When Christine O'Donnell beat Mike Castle in the Delaware Senate primary, I stopped criticizing her and I stopped saying she would lose.

I told cobloggers like Gabe to lay off.

Before the primary, I felt it was my duty to tell people she would lose.

But not after it.

After the primary I felt peace. I'd done my duty. And there wasn't anything more I can do.

I feel the same way now about the Senate Republicans.

They've now chosen to lose the Senate.

I can't persuade them to stop losing it. They're determined to lose.

This has nothing to do with little old me.

They're actively demoralizing the base and gleefully spiting the base with every word and every vote.

I -- you, we -- have warned them again and again: This is how you commit political suicide.

We try to tell them what we, as constituents, actually want.

They ignore us, and get the "straight dope" about what the base wants from Noted Tribunes of the People such as The Bulwark, The Dispatch, and National Review, and various Koch-suckers at neoliberal AEI like Tim Carney.

See, that's where you get accurate reports of what the vox populi is saying.

Right?

Right.

We keep telling them: You can either win as populists, or lose as corporatists.

But they keep deciding to see if they can squeak out a bare 1% win as corporatists.

And they will keep doing so until 30 of them fail out of the Senate.

You can't stop a suicidal person from committing suicide. At some point -- they will find the razor. They will find the pills.

Once again, I will sit back in silence and let people enjoy their own choices.


I can't stop the Party of Losers from losing.

I'll more or less stop talking about the Senate in an electoral context.

There is nothing the GOP can do about it now, and there is nothing I can do about it, and there is nothing you guys can do about it.

And after they lose the Senate and deliver one-party control to the Democrats, they can write another post-election autopsy stating that what really did the GOP in was not giving amnesty to illegals and expanding immigration from one to three million per year.

Again.

The GOPe can't even fake it until after the runoff election. They can't sell us out fast enough. Posted by: TheQuietMan

The Stupid Party's gonna stupid.

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Posted by Ace at 05:14 PM Comments

After Damning Video of Ballot Stuffing Goes Viral, True Warrior of the Constitution Georgia Governor Brian Kemp Finally Calls for Signature Audit After Refusing to Do So for Weeks

—Ace

(BTW, I'm bumping the non-political chat thread right below this one.)

This corrupt sonofabitch.

"Our" party is one of incompetents, cowards, and simple grifters.

Put them all out of office and start over.

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GA Gov. Kemp is calling on Sec. of State Raffensperger to call for a *SIGNATURE AUDIT* of votes.

Kemp appeared on The Ingraham Angle in the wake of damning security cam footage that showed poll workers in Fulton County illegally processing ballots with no observers.

So only in the wake of that video does he decide that it might be a good idea to bother checking of the signatures on the ballots even resemble those of the voters allegedly casting them.

The Secretary of State, however, is refusing to conduct the signature audit. He's making up excuses.

Again.

Larry O'Connor had a good column earlier, in which he said, I'm not saying the Democrats rigged the election, but they took every single step you'd take if you wanted to rig an election.

This column does not in any way allege that Democrats, Joe Biden, the Mainstream media, Big Tech, or any other entrenched, left-leaning institution in this country rigged the 2020 election.

God forbid anyone would think such a thing.

If this column were to even come close to making such an assertion, it would be flagged, banned, and removed from social media platforms and other avenues of entry to this website in an effort to prevent the unwashed masses from informing themselves of the facts surrounding this past ballot process.

So, let us repeat: This column does not accuse the Biden campaign or the Democratic Party of cheating in the 2020 election.

Got it?

That said if they were going to cheat... here's what they would have done.

First, they'd make sure that the voter rolls were full of ineligible voters. Deceased people, non-citizens, and people who have moved out of state would not be purged from the rolls, and there would be no mechanism in place to purge those ineligible voters.

Further, they wouldn't have any preemptive check to ensure that only eligible voters registered in the first place....

Next, they'd modify existing election laws so that voters could mail-in ballots on a whim and not for a specific "absentee voting" reason. This way, in-person voting (the most secure kind of voting) would diminish, and mail-in voting (the least secure) would increase.

Read the whole thing.

Sarah Hoyt re-linked Trump's speech about voter fraud, and urges people to watch it.

Or re-watch it.

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Posted by Ace at 04:15 PM Comments

Happy Fun Time Open Thread

—Ace

No arguing. I'll put up a post right on top of this one for political arguing.

If you want to talk politics, go upstairs to the top thread.

You can make fun of these idiots, of course:

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Posted by Ace at 03:14 PM Comments

Trump Threatens to Veto Defense Spending Bill -- Unless It Contains a Repeal of Section 230

—Ace

This thread is for political discussion.

The thread right below it is a Happy Fun Time thread for non-political chatter.

The corporate cucks -- James Inhofe among them -- are threatening to vote to override his veto.

Good. We're going to have to build up a case for primarying these motherfuckers-- they must be put on record servicing their Tech Monopolist Donor Overlords.

We have to make it very clear who they are serving, if we want to boot them out of office.

And we do have to boot them out of office.

They must be made to understand that their Corporate Cronies give them money, but only we give them votes.

And we can withhold those votes, or send them to a primary candidate, or send them to a third party candidate.

If James Inhofe and Mike Lee and Jim Jordan and James Sensenbrenner think they can fucking get hundreds of thousands of votes from Google and FaceBook -- well, let's see them put that plan into action.

You want to override the veto? Good. Put your name on it fellas. Stop just living in sin with your corporate masters; put a ring on it.

Let the voters know who you actually serve.

Meanwhile, Joel Kotkin writes that the real fascist threat isn't Donald Trump.

It's the Leviathan Tech Monopolies who now have complete control over the flow of political information.

(Most of the Trump Derangement has been edited out of this excerpt. But it's there in the original.)

Under the kindly gaze of Uncle Joe, we soon may find ourselves living under an updated version of the fascist "corporate state" -- an alliance between political leaders and a handful of ultra-rich, ultra-powerful companies that increasingly dominate the economy and culture. This new American-style corporate state reflects not a conspiracy but the politics of a society with unprecedented concentrations of wealth and power.

These firms, based largely in the tech industry, have benefited massively from the lockdowns and now account for nearly 40 percent of the value of the Standard and Poor index, a level of concentration unprecedented in modern history, As the giants get even more gigantic, up to 30 percent of America's small businesses face bankruptcy and the ranks of the poor have grown by 8 million.

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Biden raised record sums from the corporate elite, notably the tech oligarchs and their Wall Street allies. Among financial firms, communications companies and lawyers, Biden outraised Trump by 5-to-1 or more. Besides providing money, the tech giants actively helped direct Biden's campaign and volunteered their digital savvy, with Mark Zuckerberg himself financing election day operations in many critical states, something sure to titillate the tinfoil-hat wing of the GOP.

Like many Americans, tech moguls and elite financiers rightly despised Trump's crudity and nativist memes, but they were more immediately motivated by self-interest--starting with their need to maintain a pipeline of immigrant workers to collusively keep their labor costs down and to keep maintain trade and commerce with China. Biden also had the virtue of being able to stop real progressives, like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, who openly challenged oligarchal power.

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Not surprisingly the new regime will likely favor controls on information that fit their own interests and inclinations. Despite suggestions to the contrary by the New York Times, history suggests any meaningful effort to rein in the oligarchs is now dead on arrival. There will be little restraint as platforms like Facebook and Google accelerate their attempts to "curate" (read: control) news--or in Amazon's case, remove books or videos--to minimize or exclude those who violate their world-view.

What we see now is something of an American version of the Chinese system of power concentration and control--the leading fascist model of today. In America this will be achieved not through government but by allowing a handful of private companies to control information. Indeed Richard Stengel, head of the Biden transition team for media, has openly advocated controls on "hate speech," a conveniently vague term. Such an approach is widely supported by organizations like the German Marshall Fund as well as prominent "liberal" legal scholars who openly praise China's censorious approach.

This notion of thought control has been emerging for at least a decade on issues like climate change and more recently the pandemic. It also was all too evident during the recent election as platforms like Facebook and Twitter made assertive editorial judgements to cut off stories about Hunter Biden's laptop even as they allowed equally absurd anti-Trump conspiracies to travel widely.

This new emerging American corporate state provides a perfect way for the oligarchs to consolidate power and boost their profits. Corporate lobbyists, working for Wall Street, tech and other giant companies all but assure that Biden, like Barack Obama, will wink and nod as Microsoft, Amazon, Apple, Facebook and Google acquire or crush competitors, continuing the erosion in anti-trust enforcement that's happened under both parties. Monopolistic control is critical to maintaining the enormous profit margins and unprecedented wealth of the oligarchal class.


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We cannot hope to have a functional (as opposed to a nominal) democracy when property and information are controlled by a small number of companies tightly allied with political power. This is not either a right-wing issue or a left-wing one, but a matter of protecting our republic before it is too late.


Posted by Ace at 03:09 PM Comments

Tucker Carlson: As America Faces One of the Highest Levels of Unemployment Ever, Republican Senators Decide to Flood India and China with H1-B Visas

—Ace

As he points out: These aren't the lettuce-picking jobs the GOP Corporate Graft class routinely says "Americans don't want to do."

These are the high-paying tech jobs that Americans do want to do -- and in fact, the jobs Americans are supposed to train to get when they're laid off from other industries flooded with immigrant labor. ("Learn to code," peons.)

And the GOP -- the GOP whose only constituents are megacorporations and, strangely, the tech monopolies seeking to eradicate the GOP from government and society generally -- decided to give high-paying jobs to foreigners.

Again.

Is everyone psyched about voting in two more GOP Senators in Georgia?

They'll really look out for us, right?

You know, there is a very strong and very plausible suspicion that the GOP has colluded with the Democrats to rig the election against Trump -- so they can get back to endlessly servicing their only real constituents, megacorporations and tech monopolies.

The GOP demonstrates here that that's true -- they could not even wait until the Commander in Thief Biden is sworn in before proving their allegiance to their plutocrat masters once again.

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Joe Biden: I Broke My Foot When I Pulled My Dog's Tail Still Naked and Wet From the Shower

—Ace

Yes, I see.

This guy has a lot of Old Pervert Energy.

President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and grabbed its tail.

Biden’s campaign previously explained the hairline fracture by saying Biden fell while playing with the dog, but did not mention the shower or tugging the animal's tail.

The injury requires Biden, who turned 78 last month, to wear a boot for weeks.

"What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who's been around my house knows -- dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball," Biden told CNN journalist Jake Tapper in his first post-election joint interview with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.

"And I'm walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I'm joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That's what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story."

Yeah, this decrepit old man was chasing a dog around.

"That's what happened."

No, here's what happened: This ancient credibly-accused rapist broke his foot just getting out of bed, but they're making up a story about dogs and tails and monkeyshines to play down the fact of how truly fragile and decrepit he is.

Posted by Ace at 01:02 PM Comments

Video Shows Four Suitcases Hidden Under a Table, Only Being Brought Out For Counting Once Republican Observers Have Been Removed from the Room

—Ace

They lied to the observers and told them there would be no more counting.

When they left, they took out four suitcases filled with ballots hidden under a table and... started counting.

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Posted by Ace at 12:00 PM Comments

The Morning Rant

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First they came for the straight white guys, but I didn't say anything, because I wasn't a straight white guy.

Then they came for straight white women, but I didn't say anything, because I wasn't a straight white woman.

Then they came for the white Hispanics, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a white Hispanic.

Then they came for the brown Hispanics, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a brown Hispanic.

Then they came for the straight black men, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a straight black man.

Then they came for the gay conservatives, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a gay conservative.

Then they came for the gay black conservatives, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a gay black conservative.

Then they came for the one-eyed genderfluid feminist muslim midget furry twink who believe that climate change will destroy the earth in 20 years instead of 12, but I didn't say anything because I wasn't a one-eyed genderfluid feminist muslim yada yada yada.

Then I got tired of them coming for people and thought, this is really getting ridiculous, why do they keep coming for different groups of people, and will they ever stop? Why can't they leave me alone? Can't they do that? What would be wrong with that?



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