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May 14, 2026

Undercover Elephant Cafe

In Tokyo, the cyberpunk future arrived in 1981
by hiro tanaka

Here's another one.

The power of nature -- man is catapulted through the air after the roof he is trying to hold down is ripped off by powerful winds. In fairness, Crom laughs at your four winds.

Horse is a cuddle bug.

Supposedly, this is what schizophrenic hallucinations look and sound like. JackStraw, is this what you see when you "toke" the marijuana plant?

A beaver rubbing itself.

Capybaras feel at easy in every situation.

If you live with a cat, congratulations, you live with a celebrity.

You know that odd bird call you always hear in movies set in the jungle? Apparently it's been a Kookaburra all along. But it's an Australian/New Guinean bird so I don't know what it's doing in every South American, Asian, and African jungle. Thanks for ruining jungle movies for me, Facts. And jungle movies are the best movies.

Steve Inman:

Street justice. The first clip I linked a month or so back, featuring a bunch of girls in cocktail dresses pulling hair and kicking each other. One girl gets her top pulled down and another girl seems to be wearing a thong or no underwear at all. The last one is great -- some "prankster" punches random people and videotapes it to see their reaction. The reaction is a knockout punch.

Some lone idiots decide to pick a fights with entire road construction crews. It doesn't work out for them.

Community justice.

Classic FAFO: Giving the kangaroo molesting your dog a little chin music.

New haircut.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/2LFAFgVaZM
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 9, 2026

Overnight time-lapse photography of the earth's rotation pic.twitter.com/vCpiMKUyoo
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) March 28, 2026

The best mornings in Yosemite are ones where you are treated to low fog in the valley pic.twitter.com/GIihiKF8Vi
— Brandon Yoshizawa (@bay_photography) May 14, 2026

Nursing a paralyzed dog back to health:

Unconditional love.. 🥺

Never give up.. pic.twitter.com/kZLCJMJI7z
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 3, 2026

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Supposedly, this is what schizophrenic hallucinations look and sound like. JackStraw, is this what you see when you "toke" the marijuana plant? A beaver rubbing itself. Capybaras feel at easy in every situation. If you live with a cat, congratulations, you live with a celebrity. You know that odd bird call you always hear in movies set in the jungle? Apparently it's been a Kookaburra all along. But it's an Australian/New Guinean bird so I don't know what it's doing in every South American, Asian, and African jungle. Thanks for ruining jungle movies for me, Facts. And jungle movies are the best movies. Steve Inman: Street justice. The first clip I linked a month or so back, featuring a bunch of girls in cocktail dresses pulling hair and kicking each other. One girl gets her top pulled down and another girl seems to be wearing a thong or no underwear at all. The last one is great -- some "prankster" punches random people and videotapes it to see their reaction. The reaction is a knockout punch. Some lone idiots decide to pick a fights with entire road construction crews. It doesn't work out for them. Community justice. Classic FAFO: Giving the kangaroo molesting your dog a little chin music. 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