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Snap Polls: Either a Tie or Edge to KerrySo says James Lindgren on the Volokh Conspiracy. You know what pisses me the hell off? They've got like six thousand people as a part of this so-called "Volokh Conspiracy" at this point. And did any of them, at any time, think to themselves, "Hey, you know who might like to join our conspiracy? Ace. Ace seems like a good conspirator"? No, they did not. Never got an invite. And yet, I'm looking at the list of the people who are part of this rather cumbersome "conspiracy." It's not an exclusive club, I can tell you that. Tony Danza-- what the fuck is he doing in the sidebar? Now Judith Licht-- sure, Judith Licht I could maybe see. She seems well-grounded. But Tony Danza is a fuckin' moron. How does he rate above me, precisely? And fucking Caesar Romero isn't even alive anymore. Man's been stone dead for fifteen fucking years. Makes no goddamn sense. And-- look at this. Beaker? Beaker from the fucking Muppet Show? Beaker can be a part of the Volokh Conspiracy, but not Ace? What the fuck did he do to earn his membership card? Beaker's not even A-List among fuckin' puppets, for crying out loud. But Beaker, oh yeah, Beaker, sure, he's good. Scary-talented, that fuckin' Beaker. He gets to be in the Volokh Conspiracy. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here alone. Alone, with not a friend in the world except my huge bottle of Val-U-Rite discount vodka and my reservoir of unrelenting hatred. Life's not fair, man. Don't kid yourself on that score. Update: I'm tipped that the ABCNews poll also shows a deadlock, but that more Republicans watched. Hat tip to Beaker for that. Maybe Beaker's pretty good, after all. posted by Ace at 02:37 AM
CommentsAce-- Until this morning, I thought all the pollsters were mainlining high-grade smack. Bush obviously won the debate last night, and this is coming from someone who (even as a Bush voter) felt that Kerry won the last two debates. But now, after looking at all the coverage, I think there's definitely an interesting angle to it. I'm never one to cry "liberal media" without proof, or without being drunk, but I think this may be a time where the MSM biases shine through. Why? Well, unlike the other two debates, last night's debate touched on some very conservative issues. We got deep into tax cuts, social security reform, gay marriage, abortion, and even the role of religion. These are topics guaranteed to set off alarm bells in most liberal members of the MSM. They simply *can't* concede a Bush victory in an debate focused on these issues, because that might concede Bush was right on these issues. And that John Kerry is really part of the loopy left, no matter how many times he invokes the name of Ronald Reagan (good lord, he has NO shame, does he?) The first two debates were dog-and-pony shows, with much of the time spent on Iraq-- a topic that's been debated in the media for *years*. The third debate actually showcased the divide between a conservative (an imperfect conservative, but one nevertheless) viewpoint, and a liberal viewpoint. Do you think the MSM is going to honestly report, "Well, gee, Kerry *is* a serious liberal, you know" when liberal is all but a dirty word in politics these days? Nope, the spin is going to be skewed towards Kerry in this one, because the stakes are much too high to concede that Bush, and Bush's policies, are more popular with average Americans-- because average Americans trend conservative when pressed to vote on social and economic issues. The MSM wants to obscure that dividing line as much as possible, especially this late in the election cycle. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 14, 2004 09:56 AM
Dammit, Caesar Romero is dead?? Are you sure? Dammit. Posted by: lauraw on October 14, 2004 10:17 AM
UMMM, Val-U-Rite Vodka... tasty. Alyssa Milano is the one who can join my conspiracy! Whoops, too much vokda... Posted by: Birkel on October 14, 2004 10:43 AM
Dude, that's it. A line has been crossed. I can no longer read your blog during class if you're going to make me crack up like that. Posted by: Sobek on October 14, 2004 11:15 AM
Screw 'em Ace! We form our own conspiracy! Posted by: Iblis on October 14, 2004 03:41 PM
"Meanwhile, I'm sitting here alone. Alone, with not a friend in the world except my huge bottle of Val-U-Rite discount vodka and my reservoir of unrelenting hatred." - Ace Cheer up, Ace. At least you'll never be rid of Discount Viagra in your inbox. ;] Posted by: Ironbear on October 17, 2004 02:20 AM
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