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October 14, 2004
Lynne Cheney: Mention of "Lesbian" Daughter a "Cheap and Tawdry Political Trick"Nice. It's about time to call these assholes on this: Lynne Cheney issued her post-debate rebuke to a cheering crowd outside Pittsburgh. "The only thing I can conclude is he is not a good man. I'm speaking as a mom," she said. "What a cheap and tawdry political trick." It's a cocksucker manuever, no doubt about that. And, lest I be accused of being homophobic myself, I mean "cocksucker" in its broader sense, i.e., a sucker of more metaphoric cock. And would you look at this? Even the ultra-liberal New York Times is now forced to notice this nasty fart of a tactic. I guess the Times' commitment to actual sexual tolerance exceeds its gonzo Democratic partisanship-- for once: Forget his health care plan. Forget abortion and embryonic stem cell research. Forget even how many times he did or did not vote to raise taxes. Senator John Kerry may have lost three critical votes with a simple aside, when he invoked Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter as part of an answer on same-sex marriage. Charming man, this John Kerry. He nastilly injects passive-aggressive homophobia into debates with the ferocity of a, say, Jenjis Khan. posted by Ace at 03:18 AM
CommentsSteven Fisher, communications director of the Human Rights Campaign, the nation's largest gay and lesbian political organization, said Kerry "was speaking to millions of American families who, like the Cheneys, have gay friends and family members." Sure he was speaking to them, and what he was saying was "If you happen not to agree with my positions on homosexuality [whatever they are this week], I have no compunction about embarrassing your family members - who, as private citizens, may choose not to tell everyone of their sexuality - on national TV! Cause, see, I really RESPECT gay people, unlike the meanie on the other podium. And part of my respect for you and them involves forcing you into positions that you would agree with if you only thought a little harder. Trust me - you'll be thankful in the end." What a condescending twat. I feel like making a hyperbolic Hollywood threat and saying that if Kerry wins I'm moving to...Australia! (Alas, not gonna happen. But we are heading Utah-wards in January, which should beat Cook County anyway). Posted by: Sonetka on October 14, 2004 03:32 AM
Give the Senator some credit for figuring out how to use to his advantage a woman that is neither wealthy nor smitten with his manly charms. Posted by: rw on October 14, 2004 03:35 AM
Just do right by the fags and no more problem. Posted by: Mary on October 14, 2004 06:00 AM
Why is talking about Mary Cheney "hurtful"? All the other daughters get talked about all the time. We see the Cheney's grandchildren, so we know the other daughter is at least having sex with a man. Mary Cheney was very public in 2000 when they wanted gay votes, now they want her to hide in shame? Posted by: steve talbert on October 14, 2004 07:39 AM
Hey fuckwad, Like Ace said, it's not the fact of her being gay, it's the fact that Johnny Douchebag thinks he can score some easy "swing" votes by associating Bush with anything "gay". Posted by: sentinel on October 14, 2004 08:29 AM
"Metaphoric" cock? Is that like a dildo, or would "dildo" be a simile in this case. No, that doesn't work at all. Oh well, either way, hopefully we can agree that Kerry is, at the least, "fuckstick." Posted by: Dan on October 14, 2004 08:33 AM
On topic: I about fell off the couch last night when Kerry brought this up. I don't care how tasteful he did it (and it wasn't really) it was wrong on a lot of levels. If Dick Cheney wants to talk about his daughter that's one thing. But that's a family matter that Kerry should have stayed out of. Off topic: Have you seen the pic of the Bush girls that Wizbang has up? HOLY COW. Love those gams. Posted by: rorochub on October 14, 2004 09:13 AM
Kerry's campaign manager, Mary Beth Cahill, was interviewed by Chris Wallace on FNC right after the debate. Asked about why Kerry talked about Cheney's daughter, she responded that in this campaign Mary Cheney is "fair game." What a bunch of low lifes. Posted by: JK on October 14, 2004 10:09 AM
My husband saw it last night- he said it was 'Lambert Field' on a national level. "I have three purple hearts and Cheney's daughter is a lesbian. Vote for me!" Posted by: lauraw on October 14, 2004 10:52 AM
The reference was way over the line and was really jarring as a result. Posted by: Jane on October 14, 2004 10:53 AM
3) I'm beginning to reckon this weird obsession by Kerry-Edwards on bringing up Dick Cheney's gay daughter every time can't be anything other than a covert pitch for the bigot vote. You can almost feel their frustration that it's a cute looking lesbian and not some queeny guy. Leave other people's kids out of it. Bush doesn't bring up Kerry's daughter wearing a see-through dress to the Cannes Film Festival and oilily profess how much he admires they way they still love her even though she showed her breasts to the entire world. This is from Mark Steyn over at steynonline.com and it sums up the whole thing to me. Posted by: Birkel on October 14, 2004 10:56 AM
"Cocksucker" heh I have said it today already as well. I even mentioned King Cocksucker this morning as well. My entry is long and ranting. Women irritate the hell out of me. Well, the concept of the "woman voter." When did women start identifying more with a pandering male than a strong decisive man? Gimme a break. Men should be men, not women with penises (Peni?). Posted by: Jennifer on October 14, 2004 10:56 AM
When Edwards pulled this crap in his debate I figured he was trying to get Cheney to blow his stack, kind of like Paul Newman did to the other team's goalie in Slap Shot. What Kerry thought he was going to accomplish by trying it a second time I can't imagine. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on October 14, 2004 11:09 AM
"What Kerry thought he was going to accomplish by trying it a second time I can't imagine." The achilles heel of Massachusetts liberals is that they really truly do not understand the way the other side thinks. Kerry really truly thinks that he can peel the ignorant religious rube vote away from Cheney by pointing out that his daughter is a lesbian. Posted by: lauraw on October 14, 2004 11:40 AM
I'm sure there are some -- some -- intolerant Christians out there put off by Mary Cheney's lesbianism. But this does demonstrate, as you suggest, the left's inability to see the right as anything other than racist bigoted troglodytes. I'm against gay marriage. But I honestly don't hate or even strongly dislike gays. Again and again, the liberals make the mistake of thinking the only reason one could possibly have for opposing racial quotas is racial hatred. Posted by: ace on October 14, 2004 12:16 PM
"But this does demonstrate, as you suggest, the left's inability to see the right as anything other than racist bigoted troglodytes." Exactly, exactly what I meant but didn't say very well. Posted by: lauraw on October 14, 2004 01:07 PM
If Mary Cheney does not want the fact that she is a lesbian brought up during the debates, THEN SHE SHOULDN'T GET ON THE STAGE AT THE END OF THE OF THE VP DEBATE WITH HER LESBIAN LOVER. Imagine if Kerry had mentioned Cheney's other daughter and the fact that she is married. No one would have said a word. It stands to reason, therefore, that persons offended by Kerry's remark are homophobes. Imagine that, Republicans hate gays. Next thing you'll tell me is that water is wet. Any part that has Alan Keyes running for the Senate should shut the f*** up on any issues involving gays. Keyes states publicly what GOP'ers say privately: We hate fags. One more thing: For Bush to think that homosexuality is a "choice" shows just how stupid a fu**** idiot he is. No one chooses to be gay. Mr. President, do you choose to be straight? What the hell is wrong with you people? Posted by: mklutra on October 14, 2004 06:17 PM
Fundamentally, what's wrong with us is that we despise the Left's divisive, destructive identity politics. We deny that any group should have special rights or be a protected political class. It seems wrong to us that whole sectors of our nation's institutions are closed to qualified persons who hold the "wrong" political views. It disgusts us that the “incorrect” are personally and professionally destroyed, and that the Left mobilizes its vast resources to ensure that darkness covers the ruining of these lives. We believe that the freedom of every American - gay or straight - is ultimately threatened when a coalition of demonstrably totalitarian interest groups comes together for the sole purpose of wielding a terrifying power over their countrymen. Posted by: Lastango on October 14, 2004 06:56 PM
mklutra, I'm pretty sure you were one * short on your curse. The point is somebody's family is not an issue for public debate. It's personal. It's private. I, like many of the bloggers who are mistakenly labeled conservative, am a libertarian and don't think the state should be involved in people's private lives. However, why don't you ask yourself why Kerry and Edwards felt it was appropriate to mention the VP's family? What political purpose could it possibly serve? The point is that Kerry (and Edwards) only felt it necessary to mention one of the daughters so your hypothetical does not withstand scrutiny. Otherwise, ad hominem attacks do not convince a discerning audience that the other side is hateful. That form of rhetoric will not fly on sites like this. Please go play at DU. Regards. Posted by: Birkel on October 14, 2004 10:36 PM
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This was her actual complaint. The mushed-up tomato looked like blood so it's a death threat and these violent attacks on me must stop. What is dis bitch, CNN?
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
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"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
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