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Russian Scientists Claim Find of Alien "Wreckage" at Tunguska Blast SiteWhoops! Loose shit on the spelling of Tunguska. My apologies. By the way: I don't believe in aliens or such. But the linkage of the Tunguska fireball to an "alien spacecraft" discovered by "Russian scientists" is just too damn pulp-fiction lurid to be ignored. I'm sure the story is fake, but it's a terrific opening five minutes for a movie. posted by Ace at 12:59 PM
CommentsI wonder if that "wreckage" is anything like the advanced otherwordly technology found at Roswell (i.e. foil, tape, and balsa wood). Posted by: zetetic on August 12, 2004 01:06 PM
I usually don't link 'alien' news... Yeah...I'd noticed the strange omission. Mighty convenient "timing" that you start linking it now. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on August 12, 2004 01:13 PM
I remember reading in some book i had as a kid about some kind of strange disk found at Tunguska, any truth to that or is it all tin foily? Posted by: Tom Alday on August 12, 2004 01:15 PM
I remember reading in some book i had as a kid about some kind of strange disk found at Tunguska The first copy of Windows? Posted by: Smack on August 12, 2004 01:24 PM
John Kerry's lucky hat? Posted by: Sobek on August 12, 2004 01:27 PM
Hey Nick, I question your motivation for questioning Ace's timing! Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on August 12, 2004 01:47 PM
Tunguska, please. I have no idea where Tungusta might be. Sorry to go all picky on you, but I did a double-take, wondering 1) where the hey Tungusta was (thinking South America) and 2) why were Russian scientists involved? Posted by: Dianna on August 12, 2004 03:32 PM
Tungusta is on that part of the Mekong Delta lying just between Vietnam and Cambodia. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on August 12, 2004 03:46 PM
I don't know... I'm still trying to figure out a way to blame president Bush for this. Posted by: Cpl. Menno on August 12, 2004 03:53 PM
Perhaps. . . Bush Knew? Posted by: on August 12, 2004 03:54 PM
Oyvin Glayvin. First of all, it's Tunguska, NOT Tungusta. Second of all, it's in Siberia, which might explain why Russian scientists were involved. Thirdly, if you google it, you'll see, as ace knows, that it was only the most spectacular cosmic event to strike earth in recorded history. Having said that, the article leaves me intrigued but skeptical. Posted by: Brian B on August 12, 2004 04:13 PM
Oyvin, you're killing me. I always thought I was a vast well of useless knowledge but now I see that I was kidding myself. Posted by: lauraw on August 12, 2004 04:28 PM
Heh. That lack of a social life as a kid is finally paying off. Posted by: Brian B on August 12, 2004 04:30 PM
Brian, read the first line. I was kidding Ace about the mis-spelling. Trust me. I know about Tunguska. I know where it is, and I read the story. Posted by: Dianna on August 12, 2004 05:23 PM
Dianna, DOH! Sorry, I missed that. Posted by: Brian B on August 12, 2004 05:35 PM
Hmmm. Maybe you'd better stick to taxonomy. Posted by: lauraw on August 12, 2004 10:07 PM
Taxonomy? What does stuffing dead animals and mounting them on your wall have to do with anything? :) Posted by: Sobek on August 13, 2004 12:40 AM
But were the aliens gay and did they hire incompetent "foreign nationals" to positions of high security, sexually harrass them, engender several lawsuits, and then tearfully resign? Posted by: Sailor Kenshin on August 13, 2004 09:32 AM
My facts were right, it was my ability to note the sarcasm in Dianna's tone that failed me. And taxonomy? No thanks. I have no interest in studying the IRS codes. Posted by: Brian B on August 13, 2004 12:12 PM
Ace, its your blog...but the natives are getting restless and silly. Note the puns. Groaners are a symptom of topic fatigue. Posted by: lauraw on August 13, 2004 02:58 PM
lauraw, I'll have you know I sling groanworthy puns all the time, not just when I'm bored. Not that that's a good thing, necessarily. Just sayin'. Posted by: Brian B on August 13, 2004 05:54 PM
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